Jet, in all seriousness I know you have analytical skills. You should seriously apply them to figure out WHY the bill was that high. Flowchart it out, at least in your head. Keep emotion out of it, just plot out the myriad cause-effect relationships that result in that situation. Make sure you go back at least four degrees.

Then figure out how the situation described can be fixed.

Once you do that, come see me for your new red armband and tinfoil cap uniform.

For who could be free when every other man's humour might domineer over him? - John Locke (2nd Treatise, sect 57)