Hilary is a communist...she's like that german folktale of midnight thieves that steal your children dressed in dark colors and karl marx' bandanas strapped across the eyes. She's evil, you can tell in the way her mouth curves ever so slightly to the left when she wins a delegate. Pure Darkness, that would stagger Dick Cheney at the knees at the mention of her name.

M-kain as I like to call him is also evil and also very dark. Greedy too. You can tell whenever you see him taking donations for his campaign, you'll notice how the table scrims just in the oddest of ways as they swip goods under the table. They don't tell you this but he's being mind controlled by Bush.

Obama, he's 12 in a candy factory shop, it's late and dark and he can't find the lightswitch, but to me he is the one with the cleanest of intentions so if I had top pick between them I'd rather choose inexperience over pure evil.