JET AM I GONNA HAVE TO BUY YOU A WATCH FOR X-MAS!...
One with an alarm that rings like the below song....

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Said the syev boy to the mighty king
"Do you know what I know?
In your palace warm, mighty king
Do you know what I know?
A plan, a plan that hides within the guild
Let us use hax from syev and make an uber build!
Let us use hax from syev and make an uber build."

Said the king to the people everywhere
"Listen to what syev says
Pray for pwnage, people, everywhere
Listen to what he says
The paladin, the paladin gaming throughout the night
He will bring us goodness and light
He will bring us goodness and light."

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No seriously, hyd, derid and i, waited for you to show up and ya never did. whats the problem?