Originally Posted By: Drakiis
Originally Posted By: JetStar
Rule #1

No laptops or phones unless on a break. If I was DMing and someone was on the phone or not paying attention, an exploding skeleton would jump out from around the corner and kill them.


Exactly, however then the whining starts....and then your just being "excessively cruel"



First rule of DnD, shut up, I am the DM, God's answer to me, this is my world, and I will end your stupid ass in under a second flat. Then you can take your whinning ass out of my fortress of man-dom never to fucking return.

And no, my fortress of man-dom isn't in my mom's basement. Its in MY basement, because besides being a super nerd, I just happen to be the life of the party and socially adjusted enough to have a good education, and a good paying job, even it I do work for the Evil Empire.

Don't make me have'ta Troll ya Bro!