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New Seat Belt law











This becomes effective April 1, 2010.


The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive
testing on a newly designed seat belt.
Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 95%
when the belt is properly installed.


Correct Installation is illustrated below.......

Please pass on to family and friends.
THIS MAY HELP SAVE A LIFE!

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This can really save lives and lower blood pressure by 40%

ROFLMAO!

Now that is hilarious.

it was pretty funny.

Hey! Just because I'm behind on my reading doesnt mean you get to make fun of me!

heheh that was funny too

Now that is hilarious.

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And the joke about Brown or Pink? Also hilarious, although I don't discriminate between a woman's brown or pink, as long as I'm in her.

A guy calls a company and
orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.


The next day, there's a knock on the door and there
stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe
dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a
sign around her neck.


She introduces herself as a representative of the weight
loss company.

The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have
me.'


Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few
miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up..


The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same
thing happens. On the
fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he
has lost 10 lbs. as promised.


He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound
program.


The next day there's a knock at the door and there
stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever
seen in his life.. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running
shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you
catch me you can have me'.


Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This
girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such
luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens
with him gradually getting in better and better
shape.


Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs
himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs.
as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the
company to order the 7-day/50 pound program

'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the
phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.'


'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt
this good in years.'


The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he
opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing
nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck
that reads, 'If I catch you, your ass is mine.'


He lost 63 pounds that week.

Now that is hilarious.