The KGB Oracle Forums General Public Discussion (SPECIAL) The KGB Back Room Pick ups

What's your favorite pick up line/s you have either personally used, would like to use, or have read, seen, or heard someone else use?

I had some dumb guy ask me if I wanted a little Italian in me... To which I replied... I am Italian.
He sure didnt know what to say next..

A buddy and I was tore up from the floor up one night at a bar. I bet him that he wouldn't go up to a woman and tell her "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Sally?" The bet was for the bar tab, lol the fucker went and done it, and to my surprise she didn't hit him. So the bar tab ended up being like $130. And we hung out with her and her friends the rest of the night.

so was her name Sally?

Drakiis, just stick with:
Anything more sophisticated wouldn't work on your target audience.

That works at the stripper club too..

Except its not the sugary sweet candy they want lol

At least I have pick up lines that work and are gender correct, Kaotic's best is "Let's pretend we are gay unicorns". "Get in the back of the van" and "Do you like surprises" is better then that.

Nah, my only pick up line is "Hi." "Hello" if I feel like mixing it up a bit.

I use to just go up to chicks and ask them if they wanted to make out youd be supprised how many would go alone with it

no wonder your single.

There is a difference between single by choice and single by rote. In case you're curious, I'm the former and you're the latter.

Hey baby, ever done it with a High King?

ROFL.... inc to sig lol

LOL If you keep adding famous Jet one liners to your sig, its going to be longer than the page

How about 1 quote per sig?

lol... I am sure I can take off the old one lol. But I will save it for later...

Actually, it will make it much more manageable if you just add all of them to the same quote box, so that its not making more boxes each time. Hell, you could probably have 20 or more in there before it gets as long as it was with just those two in two different boxes

Did I mention, I love to eat pussy like a fat kid loves cake?

or

How about we go get a Pizza and Fuck, or we could just forget the Pizza.

or

My name is Drakiis, I will be your rapist for the night. If you would like to leave a comment card in the Candy Van once you wake up from the roofies, that would be great.

lmfao tas...

The best of them all, I think I'll use this one.

Here is a good one
Buy one of those "Prepaid" phones
Activate it with the free minutes you get with phone
REMEMBER THE NUMBER
Go up to a good looking girl while pretending to talk on phone
(your voice mail is a good one to call)
Hang up and give her the phone saying smoothly "I'll call you."
And just walk away

It works ! ! ! !

roflmfao

May work for the really Young girls... but most wont take just some random crappy phone... I would be like.. WTF where is the Droid phone?

Lol Val
well works 9 times out of 10 but, I guess what I would do is
say something like "Sorry I don't know if im ready for a long term contract yet"
or show u my Android and say something cheezy like "upgrades available babe"
or "Oh you have to pick that one up, I'll be holding it for you "
or show the phone and say "It's right here" as you put it in your paints" << ~~ gotta be carefull with that one might get slaped ~~

lol I could go on and on
plus you dont buy the cheapest phone they make nice prepaid phones

I have yet to see a nice pre paid phone. I have used them in the past and they usually have shitty reception.

OMG what have we come to discussing pick up lines

Its to help Drakiis the candy van isnt working for him

they have blackberry prepaid phones at sprint

lol If I was gonna waste money on a phone.. I would not go to sprint. I would pick up the cheap ass Walmart special..


Sorry but a blackberry is not worth getting laid.

I rather just use the money you would spend on the phone towards a Hooker and guarantee a happy ending.

....typical of materialistic women these days to be more concerned with the quality or type of phone then the approach or cleverness and courage it takes.

Bleh... I would be more impressed with witty humor than a cheap ass phone

can't argue that I guess.