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#75198 09/06/10 04:00 PM
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What's your favorite pick up line/s you have either personally used, would like to use, or have read, seen, or heard someone else use?


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I had some dumb guy ask me if I wanted a little Italian in me... To which I replied... I am Italian.
He sure didnt know what to say next..


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A buddy and I was tore up from the floor up one night at a bar. I bet him that he wouldn't go up to a woman and tell her "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Sally?" The bet was for the bar tab, lol the fucker went and done it, and to my surprise she didn't hit him. So the bar tab ended up being like $130. And we hung out with her and her friends the rest of the night.

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so was her name Sally?


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Drakiis #75353 09/08/10 11:47 AM
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Drakiis, just stick with:
Originally Posted By: Drakiis
Would you like some candy little girl?

Anything more sophisticated wouldn't work on your target audience.


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Originally Posted By: Kaotic
Drakiis, just stick with:
Originally Posted By: Drakiis
Would you like some candy little girl?

Anything more sophisticated wouldn't work on your target audience.


That works at the stripper club too..


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Drakiis #75359 09/08/10 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted By: Drakiis
Originally Posted By: Kaotic
Drakiis, just stick with:
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Would you like some candy little girl?

Anything more sophisticated wouldn't work on your target audience.


That works at the stripper club too..

Except its not the sugary sweet candy they want lol


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At least I have pick up lines that work and are gender correct, Kaotic's best is "Let's pretend we are gay unicorns". "Get in the back of the van" and "Do you like surprises" is better then that.


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Drakiis #75368 09/08/10 12:10 PM
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Nah, my only pick up line is "Hi." "Hello" if I feel like mixing it up a bit.

Last edited by Kaotic; 09/08/10 12:11 PM. Reason: mixing it up

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Drakiis #75369 09/08/10 12:10 PM
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I use to just go up to chicks and ask them if they wanted to make out youd be supprised how many would go alone with it


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