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Pick ups

Posted By: Drakiis

Pick ups - 09/06/10 11:00 PM

What's your favorite pick up line/s you have either personally used, would like to use, or have read, seen, or heard someone else use?
Posted By: Valaria

Re: Pick ups - 09/07/10 12:45 PM

I had some dumb guy ask me if I wanted a little Italian in me... To which I replied... I am Italian.
He sure didnt know what to say next..
Posted By: Wolfgang

Re: Pick ups - 09/07/10 08:40 PM

A buddy and I was tore up from the floor up one night at a bar. I bet him that he wouldn't go up to a woman and tell her "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Sally?" The bet was for the bar tab, lol the fucker went and done it, and to my surprise she didn't hit him. So the bar tab ended up being like $130. And we hung out with her and her friends the rest of the night.
Posted By: Drakiis

Re: Pick ups - 09/07/10 09:32 PM

so was her name Sally?
Posted By: Kaotic

Re: Pick ups - 09/08/10 06:47 PM

Drakiis, just stick with:
Originally Posted By: Drakiis
Would you like some candy little girl?

Anything more sophisticated wouldn't work on your target audience.
Posted By: Drakiis

Re: Pick ups - 09/08/10 06:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Kaotic
Drakiis, just stick with:
Originally Posted By: Drakiis
Would you like some candy little girl?

Anything more sophisticated wouldn't work on your target audience.


That works at the stripper club too..
Posted By: Valaria

Re: Pick ups - 09/08/10 06:52 PM

Originally Posted By: Drakiis
Originally Posted By: Kaotic
Drakiis, just stick with:
Originally Posted By: Drakiis
Would you like some candy little girl?

Anything more sophisticated wouldn't work on your target audience.


That works at the stripper club too..

Except its not the sugary sweet candy they want lol
Posted By: Drakiis

Re: Pick ups - 09/08/10 06:57 PM

At least I have pick up lines that work and are gender correct, Kaotic's best is "Let's pretend we are gay unicorns". "Get in the back of the van" and "Do you like surprises" is better then that.
Posted By: Kaotic

Re: Pick ups - 09/08/10 07:10 PM

Nah, my only pick up line is "Hi." "Hello" if I feel like mixing it up a bit.
Posted By: Phaq Death

Re: Pick ups - 09/08/10 07:10 PM

I use to just go up to chicks and ask them if they wanted to make out youd be supprised how many would go alone with it
Posted By: Drakiis

Re: Pick ups - 09/08/10 07:11 PM

Originally Posted By: Kaotic
Nah, my only pick up line is "Hi."


no wonder your single.
Posted By: Kaotic

Re: Pick ups - 09/08/10 07:14 PM

Originally Posted By: Drakiis
Originally Posted By: Kaotic
Nah, my only pick up line is "Hi."


no wonder you're (fixed) single.


There is a difference between single by choice and single by rote. In case you're curious, I'm the former and you're the latter.
Posted By: JetStar

Re: Pick ups - 09/08/10 08:56 PM

Hey baby, ever done it with a High King?
Posted By: Valaria

Re: Pick ups - 09/08/10 09:00 PM

Originally Posted By: JetStar
Hey baby, ever done it with a High King?


ROFL.... inc to sig lol
Posted By: Kaotic

Re: Pick ups - 09/08/10 09:31 PM

Originally Posted By: Valaria
Originally Posted By: JetStar
Hey baby, ever done it with a High King?


ROFL.... inc to sig lol


LOL If you keep adding famous Jet one liners to your sig, its going to be longer than the page smile
Posted By: JetStar

Re: Pick ups - 09/08/10 09:35 PM

Originally Posted By: Valaria
Originally Posted By: JetStar
Hey baby, ever done it with a High King?


ROFL.... inc to sig lol


How about 1 quote per sig?
Posted By: Valaria

Re: Pick ups - 09/08/10 09:44 PM

lol... I am sure I can take off the old one lol. But I will save it for later...
Posted By: Kaotic

Re: Pick ups - 09/08/10 10:16 PM

Actually, it will make it much more manageable if you just add all of them to the same quote box, so that its not making more boxes each time. Hell, you could probably have 20 or more in there before it gets as long as it was with just those two in two different boxes laugh
Posted By: Tasorin

Re: Pick ups - 09/09/10 12:03 AM

Did I mention, I love to eat pussy like a fat kid loves cake?

or

How about we go get a Pizza and Fuck, or we could just forget the Pizza.

or

My name is Drakiis, I will be your rapist for the night. If you would like to leave a comment card in the Candy Van once you wake up from the roofies, that would be great.
Posted By: Mamacita

Re: Pick ups - 09/09/10 12:55 AM

lmfao tas...
Posted By: Drakiis

Re: Pick ups - 09/09/10 04:39 AM

Originally Posted By: Tasorin


My name is Drakiis, I will be your rapist for the night. If you would like to leave a comment card in the Candy Van once you wake up from the roofies, that would be great.


The best of them all, I think I'll use this one.
Posted By: Phaq Death

Re: Pick ups - 09/09/10 07:35 AM

Here is a good one
Buy one of those "Prepaid" phones
Activate it with the free minutes you get with phone
REMEMBER THE NUMBER
Go up to a good looking girl while pretending to talk on phone
(your voice mail is a good one to call)
Hang up and give her the phone saying smoothly "I'll call you."
And just walk away

It works ! ! ! !
Posted By: Grizo

Re: Pick ups - 09/09/10 11:23 AM

roflmfao
Posted By: Valaria

Re: Pick ups - 09/09/10 12:50 PM

Originally Posted By: Phaq Death
Here is a good one
Buy one of those "Prepaid" phones
Activate it with the free minutes you get with phone
REMEMBER THE NUMBER
Go up to a good looking girl while pretending to talk on phone
(your voice mail is a good one to call)
Hang up and give her the phone saying smoothly "I'll call you."
And just walk away

It works ! ! ! !


May work for the really Young girls... but most wont take just some random crappy phone... I would be like.. WTF where is the Droid phone?
Posted By: Phaq Death

Re: Pick ups - 09/09/10 01:11 PM

Lol Val
well works 9 times out of 10 but, I guess what I would do is
say something like "Sorry I don't know if im ready for a long term contract yet"
or show u my Android and say something cheezy like "upgrades available babe"
or "Oh you have to pick that one up, I'll be holding it for you wink "
or show the phone and say "It's right here" as you put it in your paints" << ~~ gotta be carefull with that one might get slaped ~~

lol I could go on and on
plus you dont buy the cheapest phone they make nice prepaid phones
Posted By: Valaria

Re: Pick ups - 09/09/10 02:25 PM

I have yet to see a nice pre paid phone. I have used them in the past and they usually have shitty reception.
Posted By: StValentine

Re: Pick ups - 09/09/10 02:55 PM

OMG what have we come to discussing pick up lines
Posted By: Grizo

Re: Pick ups - 09/09/10 03:06 PM

Its to help Drakiis the candy van isnt working for him smile
Posted By: Phaq Death

Re: Pick ups - 09/09/10 05:19 PM

Originally Posted By: Valaria
I have yet to see a nice pre paid phone. I have used them in the past and they usually have shitty reception.


they have blackberry prepaid phones at sprint
Posted By: Valaria

Re: Pick ups - 09/09/10 07:28 PM

lol If I was gonna waste money on a phone.. I would not go to sprint. I would pick up the cheap ass Walmart special..


Sorry but a blackberry is not worth getting laid.
Posted By: Tasorin

Re: Pick ups - 09/09/10 10:18 PM

I rather just use the money you would spend on the phone towards a Hooker and guarantee a happy ending.
Posted By: Drakiis

Re: Pick ups - 09/10/10 01:34 AM

....typical of materialistic women these days to be more concerned with the quality or type of phone then the approach or cleverness and courage it takes.
Posted By: Valaria

Re: Pick ups - 09/10/10 05:57 PM

Originally Posted By: Drakiis
....typical of materialistic women these days to be more concerned with the quality or type of phone then the approach or cleverness and courage it takes.


Bleh... I would be more impressed with witty humor than a cheap ass phone
Posted By: Drakiis

Re: Pick ups - 09/10/10 11:09 PM

can't argue that I guess.
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