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#75427 - 09/09/10 04:39 AM Re: Pick ups [Re: Tasorin]  
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Originally Posted By: Tasorin


My name is Drakiis, I will be your rapist for the night. If you would like to leave a comment card in the Candy Van once you wake up from the roofies, that would be great.


The best of them all, I think I'll use this one.


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#75439 - 09/09/10 07:35 AM Re: Pick ups [Re: Drakiis]  
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Here is a good one
Buy one of those "Prepaid" phones
Activate it with the free minutes you get with phone
REMEMBER THE NUMBER
Go up to a good looking girl while pretending to talk on phone
(your voice mail is a good one to call)
Hang up and give her the phone saying smoothly "I'll call you."
And just walk away

It works ! ! ! !


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#75441 - 09/09/10 11:23 AM Re: Pick ups [Re: Phaq Death]  
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#75445 - 09/09/10 12:50 PM Re: Pick ups [Re: Phaq Death]  
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Originally Posted By: Phaq Death
Here is a good one
Buy one of those "Prepaid" phones
Activate it with the free minutes you get with phone
REMEMBER THE NUMBER
Go up to a good looking girl while pretending to talk on phone
(your voice mail is a good one to call)
Hang up and give her the phone saying smoothly "I'll call you."
And just walk away

It works ! ! ! !


May work for the really Young girls... but most wont take just some random crappy phone... I would be like.. WTF where is the Droid phone?


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#75446 - 09/09/10 01:11 PM Re: Pick ups [Re: Valaria]  
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Lol Val
well works 9 times out of 10 but, I guess what I would do is
say something like "Sorry I don't know if im ready for a long term contract yet"
or show u my Android and say something cheezy like "upgrades available babe"
or "Oh you have to pick that one up, I'll be holding it for you wink "
or show the phone and say "It's right here" as you put it in your paints" << ~~ gotta be carefull with that one might get slaped ~~

lol I could go on and on
plus you dont buy the cheapest phone they make nice prepaid phones


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#75451 - 09/09/10 02:25 PM Re: Pick ups [Re: Phaq Death]  
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I have yet to see a nice pre paid phone. I have used them in the past and they usually have shitty reception.


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#75455 - 09/09/10 02:55 PM Re: Pick ups [Re: Valaria]  
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OMG what have we come to discussing pick up lines



#75457 - 09/09/10 03:06 PM Re: Pick ups [Re: StValentine]  
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Its to help Drakiis the candy van isnt working for him smile



#75463 - 09/09/10 05:19 PM Re: Pick ups [Re: Valaria]  
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Originally Posted By: Valaria
I have yet to see a nice pre paid phone. I have used them in the past and they usually have shitty reception.


they have blackberry prepaid phones at sprint


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Narmitru.....Pally.......lvl 9
Phaqheals...Cleric......lvl 7
Omey.........Monk......lvl 11
Phaqfire.....Sorcerer...lvl 20 TR:11 FVS
DontDoTraps..Rogue.....lvl 13
Phaqphight..Fighter....lvl 17
#75472 - 09/09/10 07:28 PM Re: Pick ups [Re: Phaq Death]  
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lol If I was gonna waste money on a phone.. I would not go to sprint. I would pick up the cheap ass Walmart special..


Sorry but a blackberry is not worth getting laid.


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