At least I have pick up lines that work and are gender correct, Kaotic's best is "Let's pretend we are gay unicorns". "Get in the back of the van" and "Do you like surprises" is better then that.

I am Wrath, I am Steel, I am the Mercy of Angels.
mors est merces mea – death is my reward
morte in vitam non habet tenaci - Death has no grip on Life.
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