Did I mention, I love to eat pussy like a fat kid loves cake?

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How about we go get a Pizza and Fuck, or we could just forget the Pizza.

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My name is Drakiis, I will be your rapist for the night. If you would like to leave a comment card in the Candy Van once you wake up from the roofies, that would be great.


Don't make me have'ta Troll ya Bro!