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#71218 07/17/10 02:34 PM
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This is my personal favorite example of a SUPER IDIOT. Lets just say, launching fireworks from your ass is VERY BAD idea. Notice how the sparks make him tighten his muscles and not allow the rocket to launch. It ends up exploding while still stuck in his ass. Poor fucker.



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The smell of burnt ass hair was thick that night my friend..



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omg the insanity


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that looks like something Tas would do...


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Originally Posted By: Drakiis
that looks like something Tas would do...


He was holding the camera


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I personally don't like my own ass that much, so I'd not even want to see or get close to a friends..


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OMFG I just started laughing so hard I woke up my 4 year old daughter at 1:15 in the morning. I dont think Ive laughed that hard in awhile. I had to watch it twice and that delayed explosion was the funniest shit ever.....


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ROFL.... wow and I thought some of the guys I hung with when I was younger were dumb when Roman Candles blew up in their hands lol..

Guess we were smarter than that guy.


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You have to be a complete retard to do something this stupid lol. Good laugh for the rest of us tho! I wonder if he managed to suck up his pride and go to a doc, I imagine he ended up having to lol



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