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Five rules for men to follow for a happy life
#57284 01/17/10 08:41 AM
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Five rules for men to follow for a happy life.


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.


2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.


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Re: Five rules for men to follow for a happy life
Valaria #57287 01/17/10 08:46 AM
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LOL..

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Re: Five rules for men to follow for a happy life
Valaria #57297 01/17/10 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted By: Valaria
Five rules for men to follow for a happy life.


1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.


2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.


Signed


Tiger Woods


lol now that is funny

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Re: Five rules for men to follow for a happy life
Romeo_Montague #57301 01/17/10 12:03 PM
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lol


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Re: Five rules for men to follow for a happy life
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How do any of you find such bland commentary to be humous?
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Originally Posted By: Cerak
How do any of you find such bland commentary to be humous?



Pun or spelling error, you be the judge!

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Re: Five rules for men to follow for a happy life
Romeo_Montague #58790 02/08/10 04:35 PM
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Originally Posted By: Romeo_Montague
Originally Posted By: Cerak
How do any of you find such bland commentary to be humous?



Pun or spelling error, you be the judge!


heh

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Re: Five rules for men to follow for a happy life
ltima #58972 02/10/10 06:27 PM
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Re: Five rules for men to follow for a happy life
Syloc #59025 02/11/10 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted By: Syloc
lawls


at this point in the thread i am just padding my post count.
also i like quote boxes.

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