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#35891 01/02/09 09:52 AM
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We're not going to be allying with these guys, or even their allies, for DF, are we? Remember the whole fiasco for AOC with PRX and how it rubbed us the wrong away?

Yeah, let us not forget.


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We are freinds with PRX, but yeah did not ally them because of issues with KVent and CQ. Dont worry I know how much you guys like Zorak....

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Wha?? Zorak is my boy! I'm thankful each day that I was able to game with him for as long as I did and what that experience taught me. Every day I ask myself...

WWZD? - "What would Zorak do?"

Then I do the exact opposite. It's served me well!


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I'm surprised the subject is even broached after the way they treated KGB in SB.

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I brought it up because I felt it would be better to throw out a preemptive strike against anything CQ before it even enters the minds of the powers-that-be.

Speaking of which. Can we declare open season on Zorak, Swiftkill, Herog, Shaar, and any other douchebags so that there won't be any hard feelings when it actually does happen?


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That's it. I'm starting a leadership thread announcing our new alliance with PRX/CQ in the next 5 minutes. I MUST make myself an advocate of reuniting long lost lovers of Zorak!

p.s. - Would I be diplomatically correct if I told them to make use of Crim's polearm in a non-favorful position?


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You would be naturally-progressive correct to do so. In the progression of nature, historically-speaking, douchebags were usually destroyed or decapitated or skewered like a pig. In these unfortunate times, however, political correctness has deemed this inappropriate. I'd like to bring about the reemergence of natural progression, aka Darwinism at its best.


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I don't know the first two, but I'm all for KoSing HeRog and Shaar.

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Amen. Zorak and Swiftkill were leading Cadre Quietus - the central faction of Covenant of Swords in Shadowbane. Herog and Shaar were the other pricks from Iron Circle.


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Nope, Z and Swift were command general leader kings in the Covenant of Swords alliance. That was part of the problem as you should recall, I ceded lead to Z and then he left ya'll for greater glory with the CoS and a great business partnership with HeRog! I stepped back in to lead and tried to bring you and some other "like minded" individuals with me but it was too late *sob*...the CoSification of CQ was complete. CQers couldn't pee-pee without asking Z if their stream was the right color, angled corrected, etc...

Thus, the birth of the MMO uber-douche prototype Z! Ah, the good ole days!


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As you all may know, per the AOC deal and interactions from the past. There will never be an alliance between KGB and CQ as long as Zorak is part of their leadership.

I hold similar feelings for Kvent.


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Nope, Z and Swift were command general leader kings in the Covenant of Swords alliance. That was part of the problem as you should recall, I ceded lead to Z and then he left ya'll for greater glory with the CoS and a great business partnership with HeRog! I stepped back in to lead and tried to bring you and some other "like minded" individuals with me but it was too late *sob*...the CoSification of CQ was complete. CQers couldn't pee-pee without asking Z if their stream was the right color, angled corrected, etc...

Thus, the birth of the MMO uber-douche prototype Z! Ah, the good ole days!




It's not through lack of trying though! Zorak had too firm a grip. He kept his agenda behind super secret doors long enough to gain absolute control. He was a step ahead with the like minded individuals. At least it gives us a firm target in any MMO we play. Not that he'd ever be at the keyboard to witness his toons being ganked.

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Every time he was accused of trying something, he either played dumb or innocent, while the sheep believed everything he said. Idiots.


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With the way t hey screwed us over in AOC, i don't really see that we would ally with them in an official status in past games. I never really understood the alliance with Tao, PRX and COTP, at least Tao and PRX they were always our enemies.

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No "alliances" are in the works, in game stances are yet to be determined in all of the above. Circumstance can change everything.

But there are a lot bigger fish to fry TBH. No reason to seek fights with friendly guilds at server start, we will have our hands full as it is.

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There's nothing friendly about Zorak. He's the uber passive-aggressive sociopath that is always overlooked because there's someone else who "appears" bigger on the horizon...


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Don't be mad cause Zorak had virtual coffee with Kaotic's not-so-virtual boyfriend last night. You know your wife is next.


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LOL dunlop. Plus if they follow typical PRX style they seem to get to the top fast then get board and leave anyway.


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PRX CQ and them arent even officially playing yet. KVent apparently doesnt want to leave WAR for DFO or something. They are taking a wait and see approach.

I dont mind if someone offs Zorak by any means, but given the overall playing field of DFO - he just isnt important. CQ will only matter to anyone if PRX decides to form a new zerg. Which I doubt will happen.

All else there is to say, is if it did happen, KGB would not be part of said PRX zerg.

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Uhg!


Now I've got to split the guild...my new offshoot will be called "DxD". For all those interested in allying with Zorak and Crim's wife please sign up on our forums.

We will begin dodge ball tournaments in 2012 when we finally get our shit together.


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This horse is dead.

Crim, you know we will gank Zorak at least once (probably more) even if he managed to con his way into some sort of oblique alliance through an alliance with a guild conglomerate we may associate with. It's not a big deal. He, Kvent, and the rest would just be setting themselves up for a good griefing if they managed to associate with KGB on any level. I hope to run into Esher, Zorak, and Kalia more than anyone else. Of course anyone with the aforementioned tags are definitely satisfying prey. Either way, I don't talk to my kills, so unless it's repeated ganking, they wouldn't know it's personal. I would hope Jetstar moves all these guys onto the Pizza list someday.

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Well, it definitely looks like we'll need to pwn some Winterblades to give them a taste of KGB2K! Who are these Winterblades anyhow? Main mouth on the forums is a Shadowbane CoS douche who spent more time on the boards than in game. Remember Angelmar... Crim and Tuskil?


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No "alliances" are in the works, in game stances are yet to be determined in all of the above. Circumstance can change everything.

But there are a lot bigger fish to fry TBH. No reason to seek fights with friendly guilds at server start, we will have our hands full as it is.




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This obsession with a guy who has other people level his characters and focuses his energies on assisting HeRog in his RMT ventures is really not worth the energy....those who interacted with him are better off for knowing him, we now easily can I.D. online asshats!

Seriously...if anyone should have pent-up anger issues with them it should be me, right? I mean, I formed CQ...built it up and then abandoned it to Zorak when the CoS frenzy was at it's highest. BUT...I could care less about them as they essentially present no PvP challenge. NONE...not there.

CQ is a non-factor. Like someone said above me, without PRX they aren't even worth consideration. *EVERY* and I ddo mean *EVERY* skilled PKer/PvPer left CQ either when we did or when Swiftkill left. Please focus on real challenges....Like Derid said, there will be many but...

CQ ain't it!!


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....those who interacted with him are better off for knowing him, we now easily can I.D. online asshats!





The guild tag over my head argues with your assessment!

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Agelmar and Talshar are definitely up there on my buddy list with Esher and Kaliaa

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Well, it definitely looks like we'll need to pwn some Winterblades to give them a taste of KGB2K! Who are these Winterblades anyhow? Main mouth on the forums is a Shadowbane CoS douche who spent more time on the boards than in game. Remember Angelmar... Crim and Tuskil?





Yah, I remember Angelmar. Wasn't he some bohemian or something along those lines? What about him?

Winterblades...sounds like some Minions of Winter...the girl who flaked out on Jet and owed him a ton of money and wouldn't pay up.


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Maybe we'll see an updated pizza list

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Agelmar and Talshar are definitely up there on my buddy list with Esher and Kaliaa




My list, in the following order from Greatest to Least on my KOS:

1. Shaar (because of him, Rhal got kicked from COS early on, and then Shaar talked shit behind Rhal's back saying that "even if Rhal wanted to fight back he can't because he's a cripple in a wheelchair in RL")

2. Herog - douche from Iron Circle with Shaar, helped form Zorak's "super-secret" money making city near Valhaven.

3. Zorak

4. Kaliaa - actually I hope Heidi does the honors. They're like polar opposites.

5. Tantelus (because he's an usurping fuck)

6. Swiftkill - if he for some reason gets in the way when I'm killing any of the above 5.


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Angelmar is in the Winterblades guild and has been board flaming Derid and KGB on the official DFO Clan Discussion forums....where ya'll been??? Only reason I haven't jumped in is 'cause I suck at forum wars..Not that Derid needs the help...he's pwning in his own right!


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Well, it definitely looks like we'll need to pwn some Winterblades to give them a taste of KGB2K! Who are these Winterblades anyhow? Main mouth on the forums is a Shadowbane CoS douche who spent more time on the boards than in game. Remember Angelmar... Crim and Tuskil?





Yah, I remember Angelmar. Wasn't he some bohemian or something along those lines? What about him?

Winterblades...sounds like some Minions of Winter...the girl who flaked out on Jet and owed him a ton of money and wouldn't pay up.




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Aye...Derid has taken a much more hands-on approach to the DFO boards as of late....


More power to him. He IS pwning.


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I am staying out of it until we are in DFO, kicking ass, and ready to harvest the fruit of my politics.


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Angelmar is in the Winterblades guild and has been board flaming Derid and KGB on the official DFO Clan Discussion forums....where ya'll been??? Only reason I haven't jumped in is 'cause I suck at forum wars..Not that Derid needs the help...he's pwning in his own right!


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Well, it definitely looks like we'll need to pwn some Winterblades to give them a taste of KGB2K! Who are these Winterblades anyhow? Main mouth on the forums is a Shadowbane CoS douche who spent more time on the boards than in game. Remember Angelmar... Crim and Tuskil?





Yah, I remember Angelmar. Wasn't he some bohemian or something along those lines? What about him?

Winterblades...sounds like some Minions of Winter...the girl who flaked out on Jet and owed him a ton of money and wouldn't pay up.







Where have I been?

Game-Board Trolling/flaming is TEH GAY. I prefer to keep it in-house and let the enemies know 0 about you.


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I can't believe you guys would even have wasted the time talking about CQ in the first place. Anyone with talent left Zorak and CQ long ago, leaving him all alone to babysit a bunch of kids, living off the memories of past guild achievements by ex-members. I hate to say I told ya so all those years ago, but....you know.


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I can't believe you guys would even have wasted the time talking about CQ in the first place. Anyone with talent left Zorak and CQ long ago, leaving him all alone to babysit a bunch of kids, living off the memories of past guild achievements by ex-members. I hate to say I told ya so all those years ago, but....you know.




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