The KGB Oracle
Serving the online gaming community since 1997
Visit www.the-kgb.com
For additional information

Join KGB DISCORD: http://discord.gg/KGB
 
KGB Information
Untitled 1

Visit KGB HQ
www.the-kgb.com

Who's Online Now
0 members (), 42 guests, and 22 robots.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
ShoutChat
Comment Guidelines: Do post respectful and insightful comments. Don't flame, hate, spam.
Today's Birthdays
There are no members with birthdays on this day.
Newest Members
Luckystrikes, Shingen, BillNyeCommieSpy, Lamp, AllenGlines
1,477 Registered Users
Forum Statistics
Forums53
Topics13,095
Posts116,357
Members1,477
Most Online276
Aug 3rd, 2023
Top Likes Received (30 Days)
None yet
Top Posters(30 Days)
Sini 1
Popular Topics(Views)
2,046,595 Trump card
1,345,763 Picture Thread
482,027 Romney
Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
Rate Thread
Page 2 of 2 1 2
Derid #33894 11/05/08 10:30 PM
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,540
Missing in Action - October 2021
*****
Offline
Missing in Action - October 2021
*****
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,540
Well shit, the declaring sprinkles contraband opens up all sorts of questions. Are chocolate sprinkles also off limits? How about toppings in general? Does this by association limit your use of jelly and other fillings? Is the eventual goal to have all non-KGB only offer plain donuts? Are you sure you want a colorless world in which our very government stifles creativity in the donut-making process? At that point, we're just going to be living in a world straight out of a dystopian novel.

You guys have a tough road ahead of you, Derid and Chaulootz.


BoS Archon
[Linked Image from miniprofile.xfire.com][Linked Image from sigimages.bf2tracker.com]
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 6,212
Likes: 1
Drakiis Offline OP
KGB Supreme Knight
***
OP Offline
KGB Supreme Knight
***
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 6,212
Likes: 1
well as a spokesman for the Donut industry I can assure you that there are no dangerous side effects from eating donuts. The Surgeon General is a liar.


I am Wrath, I am Steel, I am the Mercy of Angels.
mors est merces mea – death is my reward
morte in vitam non habet tenaci - Death has no grip on Life.
[Linked Image from i.redd.it]
Derid #33896 11/06/08 09:53 AM
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 1,720
Band 7
**
Offline
Band 7
**
Joined: Oct 2006
Posts: 1,720
Quote:


Chaulootz, I think the way to address the Donut issue is to declare all sprinkles contraband and inspect all shipping activity falling within the territorial waters of the KGB and all other, non-aligned guilds, and prevent the spread of WMD (weapons of mass donutization) while our own Donus Master conjures the magical recipes for Special Glaze.

Arginal, yes, however as opposed to CKGB of years past this
activity will fall under the LSE ( Logistics, Supply and Engineering) Division. Heidi is in charge of this. Should crafter types participate actively in the faction, there are military positions and advancement opportunities open to them.

Supplying reagents and weapons, creating weapons and armor, manufacturing buildings and siege weaponry will be necessarry to our success and those that engage in that activity can look forward to organized activity and the respect they deserve.




Holy goat balls, that's funny.


Former KGB Member
Page 2 of 2 1 2

Link Copied to Clipboard
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 7.7.5