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Jokes #20830 06/01/07 09:44 AM
Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 609 Texas Awastatyme OP KGB Knight
OP Awastatyme KGB Knight Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 609 Texas	Everyone post some jokes What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.

Re: Jokes Awastatyme #20831 06/01/07 12:28 PM
Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 12,986 Likes: 44 KGB HeadQuarters JetStar (GM10) KGB High King KGB Federal Faction (F5) High Chancellor KGB New World Faction KGB Oracle Administrator Founded KGB in 1997
JetStar (GM10) KGB High King KGB Federal Faction (F5) High Chancellor KGB New World Faction KGB Oracle Administrator Founded KGB in 1997 Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 12,986 Likes: 44 KGB HeadQuarters	Whats the difference between Heidi and a washing machine? Star Citizen Hanger: RSI Javelin Destroyer, Hull E, RSI Constellation Pheonix, Aegis Dynamics Retaliator, Banu Merchantman F7A Military Hornet Upgrade, F7C-S Hornet Ghost, F7C-R Hornet Tracker, Origin 325a Fighter

Re: Jokes JetStar #20832 06/01/07 01:32 PM
Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,653 Likes: 6 Derid Chief Justice KGB Supreme Court
Derid Chief Justice KGB Supreme Court Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,653 Likes: 6	The washing machine wont PK you for making jokes about it?

Re: Jokes Derid #20833 06/01/07 01:46 PM
Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 609 Texas Awastatyme OP KGB Knight
OP Awastatyme KGB Knight Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 609 Texas	lol

Re: Jokes JetStar #20834 06/01/07 01:54 PM
Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,089 Likes: 3 Cleveland Represent KGB Supreme Knight
Represent KGB Supreme Knight Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,089 Likes: 3 Cleveland	Quote: Whats the difference between Heidi and a washing machine? Where the hell is the punch line lol 2 gay guys are having sex one is pumping the shit out of the other guy and he says hold on a min i need a break brb don't finish without me the guy comes back in the room and theres cum all over the wall floor bed everywhere and he's like hey i said don't finish without me and the other guy replied ...... I didn't finish i just farted I Am The Storm. Represent de KGB www.The-KGB.com

Re: Jokes Represent #20835 06/01/07 10:02 PM
Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 816 USA Raekwon KGB Arch Duke
Raekwon KGB Arch Duke Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 816 USA	Quote: Quote: Whats the difference between Heidi and a washing machine? Where the hell is the punch line lol 2 gay guys are having sex one is pumping the shit out of the other guy and he says hold on a min i need a break brb don't finish without me the guy comes back in the room and theres cum all over the wall floor bed everywhere and he's like hey i said don't finish without me and the other guy replied ...... I didn't finish i just farted True story. "It's not enough to win... others have to lose." -Stephen Colbert 'Colbert Report' Hall of Fame record

Re: Jokes JetStar #20836 06/03/07 06:05 AM
Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,412 TX Heidi KGB Crown Princess
Heidi KGB Crown Princess Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,412 TX	Quote: Whats the difference between Heidi and a washing machine? The washing machine at least likes it dirty. Too bad your fingers and toes wont make it to vegas Sometimes in the winds of change we find our true direction.

Re: Jokes Heidi #20837 06/03/07 08:53 AM
Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,089 Likes: 3 Cleveland Represent KGB Supreme Knight
Represent KGB Supreme Knight Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,089 Likes: 3 Cleveland	no one else has no dam jokes lol I Am The Storm. Represent de KGB www.The-KGB.com

Re: Jokes Represent #20838 06/03/07 11:40 AM
Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 160 NY, USA, Buffalo JaconClay Band 3
JaconClay Band 3 Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 160 NY, USA, Buffalo	knock knock? Jacon Clay 3xGM mage voted as "The Worst Red Ever" "I'm okay at PvP... But what I lack in skill, I make up for in Luck" "I love Wisps!" ~ the day 4 wisps killed 3 SL blues chasing my red. The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

Re: Jokes Represent #20839 06/03/07 03:35 PM
Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 903 Valentein Former Member
Valentein Former Member Joined: Nov 2005 Posts: 903	Quote: no one else has no dam jokes lol You joke kinda set a standard that no one wants to get near.

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