Dear Mom,

The first week of PlanetSide Bootcamp with Gunny Tas has been something. He likes to yell a lot. I think he may be partially deaf from all the yelling he does. Just yesterday he was shouting...

I will PT you all until you fucking die!

I will PT you until your asses are sucking buttermilk!

I think this is going to be worse then that summer when I had poison oak at summer camp and crapped my pants at the beach. Send clean white socks and long johns because I think hell may have froze over.

Your Son,

Pvt. Drakiis



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