LMG specialist is my alt, engineer/tanker my main

Then your new name shall be Jane, and Jane you shall be called.

that's Bravo Delta Sir, Big Drak. Tasorin chose my new handle.

Nope, if you're modeling yourself off the youngest Baldwin then you shall be called Jane.

I am modeling myself off as the Character...not the Actor, two different things there chap.

Nope, you're going to be the half-addled gunslinger from Firefly. Jane it is.

only after you eat the peanuts outa my shit.

Think what you want, Jane...

Finally a thread I laughed about...

So which one of you is Step and which one is Fetch?

Aka: "Big Dog" Drak

As in: "Brave Delta this is Delta November, over. We are 5 by 5 at the Lima Zulu, the path is clear, and charlie is on the run."

Cannot Wait!

Bring on the Gal Gunship of Death!

I
Make
Dead
People

That is all.

*Edited for Accuracy*

Dead girls don't say no.

Or call the police when you hit them up for some "surprise" sex.

Good points.

*Re-edited for Truth*

Besides, we all know the best part is Lee and on the Island.

Say hello to PlanetSide 2 - Day 1 - Hour 1

Dear Mom,

The first week of PlanetSide Bootcamp with Gunny Tas has been something. He likes to yell a lot. I think he may be partially deaf from all the yelling he does. Just yesterday he was shouting...

I will PT you all until you fucking die!

I will PT you until your asses are sucking buttermilk!

I think this is going to be worse then that summer when I had poison oak at summer camp and crapped my pants at the beach. Send clean white socks and long johns because I think hell may have froze over.

Your Son,

Pvt. Drakiis

Dear mom,

I don't do fucking gay ass back stories like the fucktards on PSU, so disregard the last email, it must have been some PSU fanboi impersonating me.

Your Son,

General "Bravo Delta" Drak

P.S. send condoms, cigarettes, and Vodka