Okay one more - I learned this one at bible camp when I was like 12 lol.

A mom goes into a meat shop and asks what the special is. The Butcher says we have some damn ham on sale today. She looks at him in disgust and says don't say that I am Christian! The butcher says no that is what it is called, Damn ham. She says oh okay and buys some.

She goes home and the husband says honey, what is for dinner? She says some damn ham. He looks at her and says honey do not say that we are Christian! She says no that is what it is called, damn ham

So they are sitting at the dinner table with the whole family and the husband says to the wife - honey can you pass me the damn ham. Then the 8 year old pipes up and goes - That's the spirit dad! Pass the fu@king potatoes!