Never mind, it'd probably be best to sell the account to someone who doesn't have access to the internet during the day, like Crim.

I'm going to be in meetings at work all day tomorrow, but I've called my mom and given her detailed instructions on how to order the game (seriously, desperate times call for desperate measures). Hopefully she has more luck than I.

UO SP: AurelianoBuendia
UO Pac: Magus, Running Fool
DF: Arjuna