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Whats the difference between Heidi and a washing machine?




Where the hell is the punch line lol


2 gay guys are having sex one is pumping the shit out of the other guy and he says hold on a min i need a break brb don't finish without me

the guy comes back in the room and theres cum all over the wall floor bed everywhere and he's like hey i said don't finish without me and the other guy replied ......


I didn't finish i just farted



True story.

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