I won't flame it as much as want to, but I will say that all I got from this was the following:

-There were no natural disasters before atheism started to become more popular, nor terrorism, suicide, murder, or angst.

-You're forced to be on the internet, the same way you're forced to attend school.

-This one I truly do like; the holiday season is a time of rejoice, so people need to get a clue and calm down.

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