What the actual fuck is this man's problem? How do you explain this kind of childish behavior in a grown ass man? I'm not one for pomp and circumstance or one to stand on tradition, but come on. How about a little dignity?
And why say basically the same thing 5 times within the span of 30 minutes? Did he not get enough likes at 5am on a Saturday to stroke his ego? And then, just because I can, I think I'll take a jab at Swartzy, cause, WTF not, I do what I want?
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Shapiro's take on this seems pretty spot on to me.

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