KGB Wire, Special Correspondent to Soviet Republic of California Sini reporting

Our beloved King, Jetstar, was forced to admit that Trump's deep understanding of policy, especially in the areas of international trade and federal taxation, and by all accounts overwhelming dominance during this week's debates changed his mind. Begrudgingly he admitted that Trump is better candidate and deserves his vote. Jet proclaimed so by producing gurgling noise, possibly caused by regurgitation of consumed alcohol, indicating above-stated opinion right before falling under the table in complete stupor, apparently suffering from the acute effects of alcohol poisoning.

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