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Congrats!!! Enjoy her while she's young, because before you know it and she'll be a teenager and you'll be watching the boys circling the neighborhood, she'll be saying "but I need new shoes to go with this outfit, and this cell phone is the wrong color, everyone's doing this to their hair, why can't I have the car ...etc...etc....lol

The good things will out weigh the ulcer and balding that will occur. enjoy!


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Originally Posted By: Ictinike
Originally Posted By: Modru
She's already got me wrapped around each finger of hers...and as far as the colic deal, we're good i think lol. She's cried so far when she was cold and after she pooped out some tar. Tar that I dutifully cleaned up, thinking "i should bottle this and sell it to roofers".



LOL Roofers laugh

Just wait.. it changes, that tar, to something far worse (lol)

Best of luck again bro and grats it's a life changer and totally for the good regardless of ALL the bad you may endure over the years. Parenting is like the Army -- it's not just a job it's an adventure!


lol its way worse if they are bottle fed with formula... if you do the breast it is not that bad at all. Oh and less stains!


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Originally Posted By: Valaria
Originally Posted By: Ictinike
Originally Posted By: Modru
She's already got me wrapped around each finger of hers...and as far as the colic deal, we're good i think lol. She's cried so far when she was cold and after she pooped out some tar. Tar that I dutifully cleaned up, thinking "i should bottle this and sell it to roofers".



LOL Roofers laugh

Just wait.. it changes, that tar, to something far worse (lol)

Best of luck again bro and grats it's a life changer and totally for the good regardless of ALL the bad you may endure over the years. Parenting is like the Army -- it's not just a job it's an adventure!



lol its way worse if they are bottle fed with formula... if you do the breast it is not that bad at all. Oh and less stains!


Amen sista.. Our first the wife tried to breast feed and did so for a few months but due to complications we had to go on some special formula. Holy fucking night and day that was!

Sure, my oldest slept all night (with added cereal) but if shit were gold we parents would have been millionaires. Amazing what can come from a 10lb kid in the middle of night..

Have fun and enjoy it because even through all the crap, crying and sleepless nights it's totally worth it until they can voice their opinions; then it just goes back to more crap but this time from their mouths instead of asses!

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Oh sorry I forgot this was a baby thread. wink


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Originally Posted By: Drakiis
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Oh sorry I forgot this was a baby thread. wink


hehe drakiis...


oh Modru... keep your daughter well hidden from Drak... but inform her well of his dirty old man in the candy van tactics


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Originally Posted By: ZhenYu Omega
We want pics!

Of baby poo?!?!?! Wow, what a sicko!


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Originally Posted By: Kaotic
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We want pics!

Of baby poo?!?!?! Wow, what a sicko!


EWWW Zhen!


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