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Joe asks for 6 months of retraining for 'Cattle Guards'!

CATTLE GUARDS, THIS IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS THEM WANTING TO CHANGE THE LAW OF PHYSICS!


For those of you who have never traveled to the west, or southwest, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out places in the roads adjacent to highways (sometimes across highways), to prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet caught between the rails.


A few months ago, President Obama received and was reading a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado . The Colorado ranchers had protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half of the “cattle” guards immediately!

Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to straighten President Obama out on the matter, Vice-President Joe Biden, intervened with a request that...before any “cattle” guards were fired, they be given six months of retraining for Arizona border guards. 'Times are hard', said Joe Biden, 'it's only fair to the cattle guards and their families!' And these two guys are running our country.




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Funny as hell. I doubt it really happened, but still made me laugh.


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There is a subversive rumor that Biden has early onset Dementia.

It's things like this that make you think either the guy is an idiot, or he is just plane old loosing his mind.

I prefer a little of both. If Obumma runs with him as his VP again, it could cause some serious problems for him.


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Originally Posted By: Tasorin
There is a subversive rumor that Biden has early onset Dementia.

It's things like this that make you think either the guy is an idiot, or he is just plane old loosing his mind.

I prefer a little of both. If Obumma runs with him as his VP again, it could cause some serious problems for him.


Obama is trash, there's nobody that he could run with that would appeal him anymore than the uber-liberals that think his shit doesn't stink. Unless he ran Jimmy Carter on his ticket, then the Uber-Liberals would all probably all go to Jones camp and drink even more kool-aid than has already been drank! It's getting to the point where I don't care who beats him... I just hope someone gives him a flawless ass whooping in the elections. Hopefully it's Ron Paul!


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