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Originally Posted By: Drakiis
well I know the attention span of ADD gamers, and I can tell you that from my experience when I tell someone they were just confronted by a rather large and hungry Ogre named Bob, and they look up from their cell phone, or laptop with a blank look in their eye and ask how that got by them, and why is it happening, then I get called for being exsessively unfair, it pisses me off because had they been paying attention they'd have known why and how, and it certainly shows a great deal of disrespect to me and those who are playing, technology has it's place I am not saying it doesn't, I wouldn't be here if I thought that way, I just feel that it needs to be tightly controlled for some aspects of D&D. If guys are fondling their miniatures or checking football scores then their fucking with the program and should have just stayed home.


Which is precisely why this thing is GOOD. Notice how the players are all clustered around the table (like we all were when we first found D&D when we were 12) instead of spread out all over the room and playing with their laptops and cell phones.


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No laptops or phones unless on a break. If I was DMing and someone was on the phone or not paying attention, an exploding skeleton would jump out from around the corner and kill them.


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Originally Posted By: JetStar
Rule #1

No laptops or phones unless on a break. If I was DMing and someone was on the phone or not paying attention, an exploding skeleton would jump out from around the corner and kill them.


Exactly, however then the whining starts....and then your just being "excessively cruel"


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Originally Posted By: Drakiis
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Rule #1

No laptops or phones unless on a break. If I was DMing and someone was on the phone or not paying attention, an exploding skeleton would jump out from around the corner and kill them.


Exactly, however then the whining starts....and then your just being "excessively cruel"



First rule of DnD, shut up, I am the DM, God's answer to me, this is my world, and I will end your stupid ass in under a second flat. Then you can take your whinning ass out of my fortress of man-dom never to fucking return.

And no, my fortress of man-dom isn't in my mom's basement. Its in MY basement, because besides being a super nerd, I just happen to be the life of the party and socially adjusted enough to have a good education, and a good paying job, even it I do work for the Evil Empire.


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Originally Posted By: Drakiis
Originally Posted By: JetStar
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No laptops or phones unless on a break. If I was DMing and someone was on the phone or not paying attention, an exploding skeleton would jump out from around the corner and kill them.


Exactly, however then the whining starts....and then your just being "excessively cruel"





Not to toot my own horn or anything, but my games were so good, that people would put up with the abuse.


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Originally Posted By: JetStar
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Rule #1

No laptops or phones unless on a break. If I was DMing and someone was on the phone or not paying attention, an exploding skeleton would jump out from around the corner and kill them.


Exactly, however then the whining starts....and then your just being "excessively cruel"





Not to toot my own horn or anything, but my games were so good, that people would put up with the abuse.


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I think it's the banana peels personally, but yeah I can control my groups and yes people generally will put up with my dickish nature because I pack a lot into a prepared game of 5 hours on Sunday, attending a game of mine is like going to the super bowl, having Christmas, and sex all rolled into one day.


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