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Zhou #4955 03/12/06 11:50 AM
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Belated Congratulations Uber/Tofu/Ganja etc etc

There is a Swedish saying that a loved child has many names. I guess Uber knew about that saying, since his char names would range from Ganja Toker, to Impeach Bush, to who knows what. Always creative at making char names, I met Uber back in the old days of Siege Perilous.

I was out exploring on a newbie char and met Uber on my way to Shame dungeon. He woulc accompany me down into the dungeon as a red anti RPK. Unfortunately, Uber lost connection down in the dungeon of Shame and died. I hid from the mobs and looted him and ran out of the dungeon to hopefully find him.

Uber did not know who I was back then, this was in the very early stages of Siege Perilous, when KGB had not really moved there at all, cept maybe a few pioneers. I never saw Uber again on that char. The next time I would meet Uber would be as Binbs KGB wearing a KGB crest as part of the 2nd generation and largest amount of KGBers moving from Pacific to Siege.

At this point, my memory becomes a little blurry as to when Uber joined KGB, but I believe it was actually in Shadowbane that Uber recognized my name and decided to apply. If it was before that you joined Uber, than Im sorry! I dont remember you joining on Siege.

Uber was a very dedicated member, but he did have a slight difference about him. He was deaf. He couldnt join in Teamspeak at the time, which made for interesting challenges for us as KGB had two very active deaf members at the time, Senisa and Uber.

Uber was very dedicated and ended up becoming the very first Recruiting Officer along with yours truly when we implemented a new recruiting policy to KGB Shadowbane specifically designed to deal with Shadowbane Game design.

Uber also spent his entire KGB career making new templates as well as making chars that the guild leadership asked the members to make.

I remember having long conversations with Uber in Pms in game about KGB, as he would often offer lots of input and feedback to me for the good of the guild.

Uber, I wanted to tell you that I really appreciate your loyaly to KGB and how long you have stuck around, even when some of the old timers did move on. It can be difficult to steer the ship in the right direction when half the crew has jumped. But you have shown us that you are fully capable of handling such a situation and Im glad that the steering wheel is in your hands along with the current IC of KGB such as Coleria, Zhou etc.

Always remember what the KGB guild stands for and do not let anyone compromise the guilds integrity. As long as the following words ring crystal clear in your head every time you make a decision, Im sure everything will be fine:

As a Citizen of the KGB Nation, my personal integrity is irreproachable. I will never degrade myself by the lying to, cheating of, stealing from, or harming my fellow Citizens or declared Allies. I hold myself personally and unequivocally responsible to ensure the preservation of the honor of the Citizenship and good name of the KGB at all times. I will, to the best of my power, uphold the Ten Commandments while preventing all offences against the persons and properties of the KGB Nation.

Last edited by Binbs; 03/12/06 11:51 AM.
Binbs #4956 03/21/06 05:53 PM
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Congratz Uber, from your homie ( AKA Impinada Breath ) lol dude i love that name. Will be amking a toon Named Impinada Breath

Juancasas #4957 03/21/06 06:17 PM
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Binbs where did you go son you better log in more!


ColeriaX #4958 03/22/06 01:25 AM
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Grats uber mate, you were my sponcer and got me into KGB <3

Valentein #4959 04/05/06 08:08 AM
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Go have a smoke for me, Uber.

(Wait, does he read the boards now?)




Of course he does.dumbass Its not like he goes and talks to any of us anyway...


"Uber is deaf as they get pretty much.. although I have never seen a deaf man pwn so much." ~ syev

To the average player having this kind of crutch in gameplay is a monumental and almost systematicly problematic play of chance and risk taking in high end combat. Through either communication or ingame sound FX's. This is a huge disadvantage but uber manages to brush off and even pass people with more advantages then himself. His will to attack anyone no matter odds gear, skill, etc. Have won the hearts of many guild members. I believe in the end UBER's sheer attitude, his will power and ability to get matters done, ultimatly confirm his name as uber.



I as well as the royal branch of kgb are completly PROUD of Uber for what he has achieved to this day.

I am looking forward to playing the next big game with

CHAMPION UBER

syev #4960 04/05/06 06:46 PM
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Wow Binbs I do remember that Shame event! LOL we were such noobs then. You guys made my day with that post thank u!!


Uber #4961 05/04/06 03:53 PM
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Syev thanks a bunch that made me laugh.. You people forget I been doing karate since the age of 3 so i have figthing and tactics in my blood.. Im 10X IRL hhehe


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