The KGB Oracle Forums General Public Discussion (PUBLIC) The Pub Garal Lands an Interview

Well I went in today to see if I could talk to the lady for a couple of minutes and I guess she was busy so she sent out her secretary lady to schedule an interview with me. I have until tuesday to prepare for it so are there any suggestions you guys have? The jobs I applied for are General Office and Administrative Assistant (at a real estate company) so an either/or sorta thing is what I had in mind.

sweet bro grats, be your self, try to be calm and rember ya not on coms or here .... dont talk like a gamer ahah talk like a pro. sit up straight keep ya hands relaxed dont fiddle with things. dont joke alot unless they are to lol. be bright and happy, talk about your strong points and dont go on and on about em. humm show some cleavage? haha Just rember they are lookin for you to show them why they should hire u over some one else. Impress them!!1 best of wishes for ya gl

Real Estate is about image and whether you're the girl Friday of the office or the pamphlet boy who comes in on Saturdays you need to look good and be pleasant to deal with. Show off your people skills, but be you....being phony comes through loud and clear in interviews. The highest profile job I've ever hired for (lol the position I was leaving) I didn't necessarily hire the most qualified applicant because her interview sucked ass and she was a phony bitch. They guy I did hire was wearing funky shoes, had a great smile and was comfortable just being him which was a big deal for the job. I know it sounds like it was superficial but you have about thirty seconds to make the sale. You can do it.

Heh ya the way I see it is that employers should hire based on someones personality over their qualifications because hell after a week my previous experience won't really matter (corret me if I'm wrong).. I can always learn but I can't really change who I am. If someone is a slacker then they're most likely always going to be a slacker and in my case I always work my ass off even at my shithole little minimum wage job lol and I will always be like that.

Let us know if you got the job so we can have another reason to drink a beer or two or three or hell the whole case

Lol I will be sure to keep you guys updated I'm not really expecting much but at least it will give me some experience being interviewed which'll come in handy when I'm rich and famous :P

Best way to get hired is to walk in look sharp always be honest look into their eyes when they are talking to you and you are replying and always start the conversation with


Yo Dog i'm here for da fly pussy and dope money hire a asian brother.

Actually Rep I've already gotten some better advice than that:

"As far as the interview, just don't act nervous. Try to talk to the interviewer as if you were talking to one of your buds, only replace any references to "dickface", "cum dumpster", and "thundercunt" with "sir", "maam", and "thundercunt". Should be a breeze:o)"

pff ya right how can u get better advice then da fly pussy n dope money ?

Loser

LOL Rep, make eye contact as much as you can when speaking to the interviewer