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#33679 10/29/08 03:09 PM
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Allied uDa/KGB on DFO whats up been years still trying too work out our standing for when DFO comes live.

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Hiya !!

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Sup seaelf!

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magic magic what
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haha never get to use these things


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yes my mage skillz are leet !

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Lies, he is only good at being a carebear!
PWNED!


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for every UDA death a little piece of me dies inside. They're like little golden nuggets of pure role playing joy, and I shed a tear when our carebear brothers get they're biscuits broken. =)


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for every UDA death a little piece of me dies inside. They're like little golden nuggets of pure role playing joy, and I shed a tear when our carebear brothers get they're biscuits broken. =)





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uDa carebear? hmm i do think that you have me confused with Purple dragons or CoPt? from our last alliance?
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No worries Dolmar, I couldn't resist having some untrue fun at your expense, everyone knows you guys in UDA can hang with the best of them in pvp


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we do?

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rofl the uda can hang with the best at pvp what a joke more like they hung around with the best:).

And u know who that was back in the day.


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O ya I forgot to thank dolmar and uda for the countless years of cannon fodder in uo so me and ryu can up our kill count:).

J/k u know we luv ya dolmar and uda


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i GoT Leet HeAl SkiLL.

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you know where gonna be knocking em down 10 at a time guys no matter who are where they are.

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A O E 4tw!

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Melee with Massive Polearm knocking down 10 at a time. As per usual.

Since 1990.

Because I'm a grown ass man.


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQXRiCko8OU&eurl=http://forums.goha.ru/showthread.php?p=5092889
i Feel this video ! Do You?




Oh I feel it, and you don't need to be a grown ass man to realize the truth when you see it.


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You guys can pick whatever video you want to watch....Your a grown ass man!

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im a ASS man ! my wife luvz anal sex!

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Collectively, you are all one grown assman.


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one of the benefits of being a grown ass man is that I don't have to listen to anyone...


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im a ASS man ! my wife luvz anal sex!



O You mean u like to take it from your wife that doesnt surprise me dolmar.


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I was taking my wife's ass lastnight and when i got done she asked me who the hell was ken kamillion because i dont norm beat the breaks off it that hard.. She gave me permisson to record yer voice in vent so i can leave her gapeing next time bud !! see ya in vent tonight!

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I was taking my wife's ass lastnight and when i got done she asked me who the hell was ken kamillion because i dont norm beat the breaks off it that hard.. She gave me permisson to record yer voice in vent so i can leave her gapeing next time bud !! see ya in vent tonight!




You are beyond twisted. My wife would approve.


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This has been a PSA from the Grown Ass Men of America Foundation.

Whether big and plump in the rump or small and wiry; be you yourself 50 or 20.

We are all Grown Ass Men.


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This has been a PSA from the Grown Ass Men of America Foundation.

Whether big and plump in the rump or small and wiry; be you yourself 50 or 20.

We are all Grown Ass Men.




That's some funny shit Donk, I laughed so hard beer shot out my nose.


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Ass Men We Be
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Breasts we once sought
Yet greats Butts are what
The KGB women got

We all Know that Knights
Can't have Glory or sass
Unless its Knights of Glory and Ass

Ass Men We Be
Ass Men of the KGB
You might really believe
That this riddle is gay
But don't yet take leave
For this is the day
That it's said
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That Jetstar truly is
A Grown Ass Man


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Ass Men We Be
Ass Men of the KGB
Breasts we once sought
Yet greats Butts are what
The KGB women got

We all Know that Knights
Can't have Glory or sass
Unless its Knights of Glory and Ass

Ass Men We Be
Ass Men of the KGB
You might really believe
That this riddle is gay
But don't yet take leave
For this is the day
That it's said
Throughout the land
That Jetstar truly is
A Grown Ass Man






Sometimes in the winds of change we find our true direction.
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Ass Men We Be
Ass Men of the KGB
Breasts we once sought
Yet greats Butts are what
The KGB women got

We all Know that Knights
Can't have Glory or sass
Unless its Knights of Glory and Ass

Ass Men We Be
Ass Men of the KGB
You might really believe
That this riddle is gay
But don't yet take leave
For this is the day
That it's said
Throughout the land
That Jetstar truly is
A Grown Ass Man




lol

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Ass Men We Be
Ass Men of the KGB
Breasts we once sought
Yet greats Butts are what
The KGB women got

We all Know that Knights
Can't have Glory or sass
Unless its Knights of Glory and Ass

Ass Men We Be
Ass Men of the KGB
You might really believe
That this riddle is gay
But don't yet take leave
For this is the day
That it's said
Throughout the land
That Jetstar truly is
A Grown Ass Man




Crims Cadence for a 15 mile hike in school...


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Can already tell the difference between Nate the Marine and Nathaniel Wolfe, U.S.A.F. Butterbar!


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god help us all


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god help us all




No shit, rofl.


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What was this thread about?


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Grown Ass Men.


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or more specifically Dolmars love of ass


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or more specifically Dolmars love of ass on a man




Fixed it!

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it dont make ME gay to fuk YOU in the ass lordviper! Prison rules apply!

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it's only gay if the balls touch


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where ya been donk!! i have not seen ya lately in hello kitty online?

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To any recruits i asked to come check KGB out. Please excuse this BIG ASS GAY thread. I assure you there are mature people in KGB.


I have a high art, I hurt with cruelty those who would seek to damage me.
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where ya been donk!! i have not seen ya lately in hello kitty online?




Perhaps he thinks butt sex is overrated and that regardless of whether you pitch or catch it's not something that should be encouraged in hello kitty


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To any recruits i asked to come check KGB out. Please excuse this BIG ASS GAY thread. I assure you there are mature people in KGB.




We all just want your BIG GAY ASS, Vipir!!


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Hey don't say we, when really it's just you Crim.


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To any recruits i asked to come check KGB out. Please excuse this BIG ASS GAY thread. I assure you there are mature people in KGB.




LoL. This is mature talk.

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You don't need to apologize for Grown Ass Men...


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Hey don't say we, when really it's just you Crim.




When I say "we" I really mean me.
Mainly because I bring a whole lot of hotsauce to the BBQ...too much for just one person to handle - because We're a grown ass man.


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