I've had a package of Reynolds Wrap extra-heavy-duty with your name on it sitting here for a while. I recommend the "sailor" hat type, the round-ish shape is actually ideal for mind-ray
deflection, plus you can paint it blue/white and people will think you are just cosplaying at some party and not a reject from a 1950's sci-fi pulp magazine. Not that I'd know first hand or anything...*cough*

For who could be free when every other man's humour might domineer over him? - John Locke (2nd Treatise, sect 57)