Hi everyone,

I go by Trumpduck, a spoonerism/variation of "dump truck" in game. I started using this handle in various games/launchers several years ago, but now everyone thinks I'm into D. Trump. I won't speak on that or get political, but I find the mix-up to be amusing.

Placated directed me to the-kgb.com, and after reading your Code of Conduct and your Constitution, it gave me rekindled, fond memories of a different guild I was in on Ollo, back at launch, up until the end of October 2014, at which point I was burnt out on labor, hackers, cheaters, etc etc etc. Prior to speaking to Placated, when I had been asking around about guilds to join, some "random" individuals suggested I try to join up with you guys if I wanted a very active guild. Well, I do!

I have read through your sponsorship, application, and approval process and I would like to find a sponsor. It's kind of late here, and I plan on hitting the bottle pretty hard, so I may postpone trying to enter TS tonight to chat, but if anyone is willing to engage in activities with me to determine if they would consider being my sponsor to begin with, please let me know. I enjoy pack runs (a couple KGB separated me from my merch ship today LOL) and sport fishing, and all forms of Farming Friendship.

Thanks for the forum approval, and thanks for taking the time to read my long post, I have a tendency to be a bit verbose. And approximately rhyme on accident.

- trumpduck

EDIT/UPDATE: Bessa alleges he or she possesses feelings of Love towards me. Winrie spared my life in Hellswamp last night.

Last edited by trumpduck; 06/12/16 02:59 PM. Reason: Reasons.