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This is how I seduce women...

LOL


I Still think that is one of the best Devil costumes ever made

good film.

In all actuality its more like this...





What's unnerving is I saw Legend in the movie theater when it came out.

you must be a thousand years oild then

Pfft... it was only 1985.

that was the year i was born

fucking kids.

I was getting laid in 84'

Do the math...

it was in the back of a bowling alley called "The Pin HOle", behind a garbage dumpster, with a warm miller lite in one hand and with the "shoe girl" in the other...she smelled like pine sol, but she fucked like a professional and taught Tas things he never knew, and hasn't been able to do since his hip went out on VW Bug incident.

Tasorin is Tima's FATHER!!!!

Actually really close.

It was behind the golf cart maintenance shed, after I was done washing all the driving range balls for the next day. She was the drink cart hottie, and smelled like 4711 Eu de Colonge, and she wanted the tas stick like an Ethiopian wants a 7 course meal. It was Dos Equis and not Miller light, and it was cold. We taught each other things and yes, "I promise, I will just put it in a little" actually works.

Funny you say VW Bug. My second car I bought at 17 was a 1962 Wolfsburg Rag Top Beatle. Original two tone, white and black, with the original half back black leather camel hair seats. I even had the original set of Bias ply tires on the original steel rims.

LOL

lol again...

Ltima... and i was SO bout to make that joke.

I couldn't decide if the first letter of your name is an "L" or an "I" so I just skipped it and went with how most folks pronounce it

a bunch of people just call me LT

how long you been in this guild Kaotic and you didn't know this?

he just hates me.

Two years and I've never once played a game with Ltima.

you have weird timing then :P

Well, I started in AoC and I don't remember you playing that. Then there was Warhammer which I'm pretty sure you didn't play, then Darkfall which you did play but you played on EU after I'd switched to NA. Then I took a break and by the time I came back you'd left. Now you're playing DDO which I played when it came out and shortly thereafter discarded as a steaming pile of poo poo. So, methinks tis thee who hath the unfortunate timing.


True story.

no im just avoiding you because i hate you.
<3

you two are cute together..

Well, that makes perfect sense then. Most people do hate me because I'm such an ass. It's my cross to bear so I live with it.

no i h8 u because u can write ur name in the snow with pee and i cant

also because ur signature is god awful ugly... BEVELING IS NOT OK.

oh... but for 19.95 you CAN write your name in the snow Ltima!



The She-Wee

just not the same

hehe

Now your going to drag Krayton into this since he made the sig, however he was making the sig to Kaotics desire

Oh my god, I think I just pee'ed my pants.

lol

I happen to think that Krayton did an oustanding job of making exactly what I asked for. :P~~~~~

then its not his fault your taste is bad... theres really only one thing i think looks bad 99.9% of the time its beveling...

oh noes! save it for the snow!

I'm not a photoshop elitist so I don't even know what "beveling" is.

beveling is when you add false depth to an object in the case i mean im refereeing to a photoshop option... it adds no texture and thus it looks like crap because it looks fake. see above image, this has had beveling and satin effects added to it.. it looks cheesy and lame imo.

Looks like it belongs on a letterman jacket to me

bah UGLY.

We'll just have to agree that you have no taste

/agree

stfu
<3

bah

Beveling is like entry level photoshop..... go make one like mine now that is a pain in the ass XD 36 frames to do that yoda to the right

u have beveling to.. god why do people think that looks good.. wtf.

also dose anyone remember wtf this thread was originally about?

how awesome I am

no wonder it got derailed

ya because I'm like cocaine, too much of me and you become addicted.

bah