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Posted By: Drakiis My Offer - 04/23/10 07:20 PM
This is how I seduce women...

Posted By: Raiden MarkIV Re: My Offer - 04/23/10 08:08 PM
LOL


I Still think that is one of the best Devil costumes ever made
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/23/10 08:57 PM
smile good film.
Posted By: Tasorin Re: My Offer - 04/24/10 12:09 AM
In all actuality its more like this...





What's unnerving is I saw Legend in the movie theater when it came out.
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/24/10 12:34 AM
Originally Posted By: Tasorin

What's unnerving is I saw Legend in the movie theater when it came out.


you must be a thousand years oild then
Posted By: Tasorin Re: My Offer - 04/24/10 12:36 AM
Originally Posted By: ltima
Originally Posted By: Tasorin

What's unnerving is I saw Legend in the movie theater when it came out.


you must be a thousand years oild then


Pfft... it was only 1985.
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/24/10 12:39 AM
Originally Posted By: Tasorin
Originally Posted By: ltima
Originally Posted By: Tasorin

What's unnerving is I saw Legend in the movie theater when it came out.


you must be a thousand years oild then


Pfft... it was only 1985.



that was the year i was born smile
Posted By: Drakiis Re: My Offer - 04/24/10 12:42 AM
fucking kids.
Posted By: Tasorin Re: My Offer - 04/24/10 01:06 AM
Originally Posted By: ltima
Originally Posted By: Tasorin
Originally Posted By: ltima
Originally Posted By: Tasorin

What's unnerving is I saw Legend in the movie theater when it came out.


you must be a thousand years oild then


Pfft... it was only 1985.



that was the year i was born smile


I was getting laid in 84'

Do the math...
Posted By: Drakiis Re: My Offer - 04/24/10 01:11 AM
it was in the back of a bowling alley called "The Pin HOle", behind a garbage dumpster, with a warm miller lite in one hand and with the "shoe girl" in the other...she smelled like pine sol, but she fucked like a professional and taught Tas things he never knew, and hasn't been able to do since his hip went out on VW Bug incident.
Posted By: Kaotic Re: My Offer - 04/24/10 01:18 AM
Originally Posted By: Tasorin

I was getting laid in 84'

Do the math...


Tasorin is Tima's FATHER!!!!
Posted By: Tasorin Re: My Offer - 04/24/10 01:26 AM
Actually really close.

It was behind the golf cart maintenance shed, after I was done washing all the driving range balls for the next day. She was the drink cart hottie, and smelled like 4711 Eu de Colonge, and she wanted the tas stick like an Ethiopian wants a 7 course meal. It was Dos Equis and not Miller light, and it was cold. We taught each other things and yes, "I promise, I will just put it in a little" actually works.

Funny you say VW Bug. My second car I bought at 17 was a 1962 Wolfsburg Rag Top Beatle. Original two tone, white and black, with the original half back black leather camel hair seats. I even had the original set of Bias ply tires on the original steel rims.
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/24/10 01:31 AM
Originally Posted By: Drakiis
it was in the back of a bowling alley called "The Pin HOle", behind a garbage dumpster, with a warm miller lite in one hand and with the "shoe girl" in the other...she smelled like pine sol, but she fucked like a professional and taught Tas things he never knew, and hasn't been able to do since his hip went out on VW Bug incident.



LOL
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/24/10 01:32 AM
Originally Posted By: Tasorin
Actually really close.

It was behind the golf cart maintenance shed, after I was done washing all the driving range balls for the next day. She was the drink cart hottie, and smelled like 4711 Eu de Colonge, and she wanted the tas stick like an Ethiopian wants a 7 course meal. It was Dos Equis and not Miller light, and it was cold. We taught each other things and yes, "I promise, I will just put it in a little" actually works.

Funny you say VW Bug. My second car I bought at 17 was a 1962 Wolfsburg Rag Top Beatle. Original two tone, white and black, with the original half back black leather camel hair seats. I even had the original set of Bias ply tires on the original steel rims.



lol again...
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/24/10 01:33 AM
Originally Posted By: Kaotic
Originally Posted By: Tasorin

I was getting laid in 84'

Do the math...


Tasorin is Tima's FATHER!!!!


Ltima... and i was SO bout to make that joke.
Posted By: Kaotic Re: My Offer - 04/24/10 02:08 AM
I couldn't decide if the first letter of your name is an "L" or an "I" so I just skipped it and went with how most folks pronounce it smile
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/24/10 03:00 AM
Originally Posted By: Kaotic
I couldn't decide if the first letter of your name is an "L" or an "I" so I just skipped it and went with how most folks pronounce it smile


a bunch of people just call me LT
Posted By: Drakiis Re: My Offer - 04/24/10 05:13 PM
how long you been in this guild Kaotic and you didn't know this?
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/24/10 08:19 PM
Originally Posted By: Drakiis
how long you been in this guild Kaotic and you didn't know this?



he just hates me.
Posted By: Kaotic Re: My Offer - 04/25/10 04:25 AM
Two years and I've never once played a game with Ltima.
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/25/10 05:19 PM
Originally Posted By: Kaotic
Two years and I've never once played a game with Ltima.


you have weird timing then :P
Posted By: Kaotic Re: My Offer - 04/25/10 06:02 PM
Well, I started in AoC and I don't remember you playing that. Then there was Warhammer which I'm pretty sure you didn't play, then Darkfall which you did play but you played on EU after I'd switched to NA. Then I took a break and by the time I came back you'd left. Now you're playing DDO which I played when it came out and shortly thereafter discarded as a steaming pile of poo poo. So, methinks tis thee who hath the unfortunate timing.


True story.
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/25/10 07:47 PM
no im just avoiding you because i hate you.
<3
Posted By: Drakiis Re: My Offer - 04/25/10 07:51 PM
you two are cute together..
Posted By: Kaotic Re: My Offer - 04/26/10 01:06 AM
Originally Posted By: ltima
no im just avoiding you because i hate you.
<3


Well, that makes perfect sense then. Most people do hate me because I'm such an ass. It's my cross to bear so I live with it.
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/26/10 05:40 AM
Originally Posted By: Kaotic
Originally Posted By: ltima
no im just avoiding you because i hate you.
<3


Well, that makes perfect sense then. Most people do hate me because I'm such an ass. It's my cross to bear so I live with it.



no i h8 u because u can write ur name in the snow with pee and i cant
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/26/10 05:41 AM
Originally Posted By: Kaotic
Originally Posted By: ltima
no im just avoiding you because i hate you.
<3


Well, that makes perfect sense then. Most people do hate me because I'm such an ass. It's my cross to bear so I live with it.



also because ur signature is god awful ugly... BEVELING IS NOT OK.
Posted By: Raiden MarkIV Re: My Offer - 04/26/10 05:45 AM
oh... but for 19.95 you CAN write your name in the snow Ltima!



The She-Wee
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/26/10 06:20 AM
Originally Posted By: Raiden MarkIV
oh... but for 19.95 you CAN write your name in the snow Ltima!



The She-Wee



just not the same
Posted By: Raiden MarkIV Re: My Offer - 04/26/10 06:23 AM
hehe
Posted By: Drakiis Re: My Offer - 04/26/10 05:31 PM
Now your going to drag Krayton into this since he made the sig, however he was making the sig to Kaotics desire
Posted By: JetStar Re: My Offer - 04/26/10 08:36 PM
Oh my god, I think I just pee'ed my pants.
Posted By: Raiden MarkIV Re: My Offer - 04/26/10 08:43 PM
lol
Posted By: Kaotic Re: My Offer - 04/26/10 11:20 PM
Originally Posted By: ltima
also because ur signature is god awful ugly... BEVELING IS NOT OK.


I happen to think that Krayton did an oustanding job of making exactly what I asked for. :P~~~~~
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/26/10 11:54 PM
Originally Posted By: Kaotic
Originally Posted By: ltima
also because ur signature is god awful ugly... BEVELING IS NOT OK.


I happen to think that Krayton did an oustanding job of making exactly what I asked for. :P~~~~~



then its not his fault your taste is bad... theres really only one thing i think looks bad 99.9% of the time its beveling...
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/26/10 11:54 PM
Originally Posted By: JetStar
Oh my god, I think I just pee'ed my pants.



oh noes! save it for the snow!
Posted By: Kaotic Re: My Offer - 04/27/10 12:02 AM
Originally Posted By: ltima
theres really only one thing i think looks bad 99.9% of the time its beveling...


I'm not a photoshop elitist so I don't even know what "beveling" is.
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/27/10 12:07 AM
Originally Posted By: Kaotic
Originally Posted By: ltima
theres really only one thing i think looks bad 99.9% of the time its beveling...


I'm not a photoshop elitist so I don't even know what "beveling" is.




beveling is when you add false depth to an object in the case i mean im refereeing to a photoshop option... it adds no texture and thus it looks like crap because it looks fake. see above image, this has had beveling and satin effects added to it.. it looks cheesy and lame imo.
Posted By: Kaotic Re: My Offer - 04/27/10 03:04 AM
Looks like it belongs on a letterman jacket to me smile
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/27/10 03:07 AM
bah UGLY.
Posted By: Kaotic Re: My Offer - 04/27/10 03:11 AM
Originally Posted By: ltima
bah UGLY.


We'll just have to agree that you have no taste laugh
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/27/10 03:15 AM
Originally Posted By: Kaotic
Originally Posted By: ltima
bah UGLY.


We'll just have to agree that
i have no taste laugh


/agree
Posted By: Drakiis Re: My Offer - 04/27/10 04:51 AM
popcorn
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/27/10 04:58 AM
Originally Posted By: Drakiis
popcorn



stfu
<3
Posted By: Drakiis Re: My Offer - 04/27/10 05:02 AM
popcorn
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/27/10 05:11 AM
bah
Posted By: Raiden MarkIV Re: My Offer - 04/27/10 05:59 AM
Beveling is like entry level photoshop..... go make one like mine now that is a pain in the ass XD 36 frames to do that yoda to the right
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/27/10 07:15 AM
u have beveling to.. god why do people think that looks good.. wtf.

also dose anyone remember wtf this thread was originally about?
Posted By: Drakiis Re: My Offer - 04/27/10 08:00 AM
how awesome I am
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/27/10 08:22 AM
no wonder it got derailed
Posted By: Drakiis Re: My Offer - 04/27/10 08:55 AM
ya because I'm like cocaine, too much of me and you become addicted.
Posted By: ltima Re: My Offer - 04/27/10 09:23 AM
bah
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