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Tasorin #63982 04/23/10 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted By: Tasorin

I was getting laid in 84'

Do the math...


Tasorin is Tima's FATHER!!!!


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Drakiis #63983 04/23/10 06:26 PM
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Actually really close.

It was behind the golf cart maintenance shed, after I was done washing all the driving range balls for the next day. She was the drink cart hottie, and smelled like 4711 Eu de Colonge, and she wanted the tas stick like an Ethiopian wants a 7 course meal. It was Dos Equis and not Miller light, and it was cold. We taught each other things and yes, "I promise, I will just put it in a little" actually works.

Funny you say VW Bug. My second car I bought at 17 was a 1962 Wolfsburg Rag Top Beatle. Original two tone, white and black, with the original half back black leather camel hair seats. I even had the original set of Bias ply tires on the original steel rims.


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Drakiis #63986 04/23/10 06:31 PM
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Originally Posted By: Drakiis
it was in the back of a bowling alley called "The Pin HOle", behind a garbage dumpster, with a warm miller lite in one hand and with the "shoe girl" in the other...she smelled like pine sol, but she fucked like a professional and taught Tas things he never knew, and hasn't been able to do since his hip went out on VW Bug incident.



LOL


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Tasorin #63987 04/23/10 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted By: Tasorin
Actually really close.

It was behind the golf cart maintenance shed, after I was done washing all the driving range balls for the next day. She was the drink cart hottie, and smelled like 4711 Eu de Colonge, and she wanted the tas stick like an Ethiopian wants a 7 course meal. It was Dos Equis and not Miller light, and it was cold. We taught each other things and yes, "I promise, I will just put it in a little" actually works.

Funny you say VW Bug. My second car I bought at 17 was a 1962 Wolfsburg Rag Top Beatle. Original two tone, white and black, with the original half back black leather camel hair seats. I even had the original set of Bias ply tires on the original steel rims.



lol again...


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Kaotic #63988 04/23/10 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted By: Kaotic
Originally Posted By: Tasorin

I was getting laid in 84'

Do the math...


Tasorin is Tima's FATHER!!!!


Ltima... and i was SO bout to make that joke.


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ltima #63992 04/23/10 07:08 PM
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I couldn't decide if the first letter of your name is an "L" or an "I" so I just skipped it and went with how most folks pronounce it smile


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Kaotic #63995 04/23/10 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted By: Kaotic
I couldn't decide if the first letter of your name is an "L" or an "I" so I just skipped it and went with how most folks pronounce it smile


a bunch of people just call me LT


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ltima #64033 04/24/10 10:13 AM
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how long you been in this guild Kaotic and you didn't know this?


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Drakiis #64043 04/24/10 01:19 PM
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Originally Posted By: Drakiis
how long you been in this guild Kaotic and you didn't know this?



he just hates me.


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ltima #64058 04/24/10 09:25 PM
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Two years and I've never once played a game with Ltima.


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