The KGB Oracle Forums General Public Discussion (SPECIAL) The KGB Back Room D & D on new tabletop tablet ( I just nutted)

Who told you what sex is like Drakiis?

Apparently they didn't do a good enough job on the description because he thinks a D&D session can be like sex...

no I said is as good as sex, but sex is still better, it's either that or JetStar lied to me

He lied.

LOL - "dumbfuckery" "who told you what sex was like"

I dunno why this thread caught my attention but it gave me my laugh for today.

You guys are gonna make me read every f'n thread on the Oracle for these nuggets of KGB wisdom.

My Lord...I AM in good company.

If sex was better then role playing then this conversation wouldn't have taken place at all, however it's my experience that people (mainly guys) role play because too many women withhold sex in the first place. Guys would probably take more time to spend with their significant other if she wasn't so bitchy or needy as to push them away and seek fun or relaxation elsewhere. I say be more open, fair, and communicative in a relationship (especially with sex) and this game wouldn't even exist.

I think this is where Tas would say, "you don't have any of those hang ups when you rent your love for the evening."

Or something like that.

WRONG!


The Tas I know would only make a statement like that as long as I was implied somehow.

No, I put your ass up for rent in Leather-n-Lace. Your personal ad went out two weeks ago, circulating in the greater Texarcana area.