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#27139 05/23/08 11:15 AM
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Garnett9999@yahoo.com baby i just won 50 hehe
garnett9999@yahoo.com (8:58:57 PM): stupid site finally let me crush some fuck heads
garnett9999@yahoo.com (8:59:20 PM): WAKE UP
garnett9999@yahoo.com (8:59:24 PM): TALK
mrsgarnett80 (8:59:45 PM): i swear im gonna scream
mrsgarnett80 (8:59:49 PM): sorry baby
garnett9999@yahoo.com (8:59:56 PM): ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:00:05 PM): dat be da pirate right der
mrsgarnett80 (9:00:12 PM): arrrrr
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:00:20 PM): ARRRRRRR WENCH
mrsgarnett80 (9:00:27 PM): excuse you
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:00:28 PM): !!! TAKE THIS PIRATE DICK
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:00:41 PM): NO EXUCSE U OR LOSE YE HEAD
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:00:49 PM):
mrsgarnett80 (9:00:53 PM): just cause we got married dont mean your gonna call me names lol
mrsgarnett80 (9:01:00 PM): then i loose my head
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:01:17 PM): SWAB MY POLL AND HIT THE DECK
mrsgarnett80 (9:01:25 PM): nope
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:01:30 PM): OR BE THROWN TO THE SHARKS
mrsgarnett80 (9:01:37 PM): then throw me
mrsgarnett80 (9:01:43 PM): if you can
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:02:10 PM): GAG THIS HAG MEN AND PREPARE TO TOSS HER CORPSE TO THE FISHES
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:02:16 PM):
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:02:29 PM): GET RDY TO MEET DAVEY JONES
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:02:39 PM): THROW HER ON 3
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:02:44 PM):
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:02:47 PM):
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:02:50 PM):
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:02:54 PM): 1
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:02:57 PM): 3
mrsgarnett80 (9:02:57 PM): ok you can shut up
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:03:21 PM): BOOM THE FUCKING FISHES BEGIN TO EAT THE CRAZY SHIT SURRONDING YOU
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:03:30 PM): WHATS THE YOUR A WITCH AND WE DIDNT KNOW
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:03:41 PM): MEN RDY THE CANNONS
mrsgarnett80 (9:03:42 PM): your slow
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:03:47 PM): FIRE
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:03:58 PM): THE WITCH REFLECTS OUR CANNON BALLS
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:04:15 PM): -2 Fire damage
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:04:20 PM): the Witch cast Heal
mrsgarnett80 (9:04:25 PM): STOP

garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:04:26 PM): Witch regains 54 hps
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:04:53 PM): RepresentKGB begins to cast Aerial Winds
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:05:02 PM): The Witch trys to escape
mrsgarnett80 (9:05:04 PM): you are not in a damn game
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:05:07 PM): She is blocked
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:05:17 PM): Represent Cast Aerial winds ....
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:05:26 PM): WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH
mrsgarnett80 (9:05:27 PM): im gonna stop talking
mrsgarnett80 (9:05:45 PM): BABE

garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:05:51 PM): The Witch was blown the fuck up 374 Air Damage .. DAMAGE ++
mrsgarnett80 (9:06:00 PM): BABE
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:06:20 PM): RepresentKGB was Victorious : RepresentKGb Earns 143,213 Xp
mrsgarnett80 (9:07:16 PM): JASON RICHARD GARNETT
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:07:17 PM): RepresentKGB Levels up. Congratulations you are now level 42. you have unassigned attribute points.
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:08:58 PM): RepresentKGB uses 47 Attribute points into his stat PWN and attains the skill Aerial Assult. Congratulations you may now begin to master your spells
mrsgarnett80 (9:09:03 PM): JASON
mrsgarnett80 (9:09:05 PM): RICHARD
mrsgarnett80 (9:09:08 PM): GARNETT
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:09:59 PM): RepresentKGB uses 3 attribute points in the class Ninja Feat Speed Dart ... SKILL UNLOCKED Aerial Assult level 2
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:10:13 PM): LOL WITCH U JUST GOT PWNED
mrsgarnett80 (9:10:33 PM): r u dine
mrsgarnett80 (9:10:36 PM): done
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:10:46 PM): ARRRRRRRRRR




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ROFL, ROFL, AND MORE ROFL!!!


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That was hysterical. I feel sort of bad for your wife though.


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I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

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Quote:

Garnett9999@yahoo.com baby i just won 50 hehe
garnett9999@yahoo.com (8:58:57 PM): stupid site finally let me crush some fuck heads
garnett9999@yahoo.com (8:59:20 PM): WAKE UP
garnett9999@yahoo.com (8:59:24 PM): TALK
mrsgarnett80 (8:59:45 PM): i swear im gonna scream
mrsgarnett80 (8:59:49 PM): sorry baby
garnett9999@yahoo.com (8:59:56 PM): ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:00:05 PM): dat be da pirate right der
mrsgarnett80 (9:00:12 PM): arrrrr
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:00:20 PM): ARRRRRRR WENCH
mrsgarnett80 (9:00:27 PM): excuse you
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:00:28 PM): !!! TAKE THIS PIRATE DICK
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:00:41 PM): NO EXUCSE U OR LOSE YE HEAD
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:00:49 PM):
mrsgarnett80 (9:00:53 PM): just cause we got married dont mean your gonna call me names lol
mrsgarnett80 (9:01:00 PM): then i loose my head
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:01:17 PM): SWAB MY POLL AND HIT THE DECK
mrsgarnett80 (9:01:25 PM): nope
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:01:30 PM): OR BE THROWN TO THE SHARKS
mrsgarnett80 (9:01:37 PM): then throw me
mrsgarnett80 (9:01:43 PM): if you can
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:02:10 PM): GAG THIS HAG MEN AND PREPARE TO TOSS HER CORPSE TO THE FISHES
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:02:16 PM):
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:02:29 PM): GET RDY TO MEET DAVEY JONES
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:02:39 PM): THROW HER ON 3
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:02:44 PM):
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:02:47 PM):
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:02:50 PM):
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:02:54 PM): 1
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:02:57 PM): 3
mrsgarnett80 (9:02:57 PM): ok you can shut up
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:03:21 PM): BOOM THE FUCKING FISHES BEGIN TO EAT THE CRAZY SHIT SURRONDING YOU
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:03:30 PM): WHATS THE YOUR A WITCH AND WE DIDNT KNOW
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:03:41 PM): MEN RDY THE CANNONS
mrsgarnett80 (9:03:42 PM): your slow
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:03:47 PM): FIRE
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:03:58 PM): THE WITCH REFLECTS OUR CANNON BALLS
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:04:15 PM): -2 Fire damage
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:04:20 PM): the Witch cast Heal
mrsgarnett80 (9:04:25 PM): STOP

garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:04:26 PM): Witch regains 54 hps
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:04:53 PM): RepresentKGB begins to cast Aerial Winds
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:05:02 PM): The Witch trys to escape
mrsgarnett80 (9:05:04 PM): you are not in a damn game
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:05:07 PM): She is blocked
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:05:17 PM): Represent Cast Aerial winds ....
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:05:26 PM): WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH
mrsgarnett80 (9:05:27 PM): im gonna stop talking
mrsgarnett80 (9:05:45 PM): BABE

garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:05:51 PM): The Witch was blown the fuck up 374 Air Damage .. DAMAGE ++
mrsgarnett80 (9:06:00 PM): BABE
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:06:20 PM): RepresentKGB was Victorious : RepresentKGb Earns 143,213 Xp
mrsgarnett80 (9:07:16 PM): JASON RICHARD GARNETT
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:07:17 PM): RepresentKGB Levels up. Congratulations you are now level 42. you have unassigned attribute points.
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:08:58 PM): RepresentKGB uses 47 Attribute points into his stat PWN and attains the skill Aerial Assult. Congratulations you may now begin to master your spells
mrsgarnett80 (9:09:03 PM): JASON
mrsgarnett80 (9:09:05 PM): RICHARD
mrsgarnett80 (9:09:08 PM): GARNETT
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:09:59 PM): RepresentKGB uses 3 attribute points in the class Ninja Feat Speed Dart ... SKILL UNLOCKED Aerial Assult level 2
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:10:13 PM): LOL WITCH U JUST GOT PWNED
mrsgarnett80 (9:10:33 PM): r u dine
mrsgarnett80 (9:10:36 PM): done
garnett9999@yahoo.com (9:10:46 PM): ARRRRRRRRRR







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That was hysterical. I feel sort of bad for your wife though.


I did too as soon as i found out rep was married lol


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Elph #27146 05/24/08 05:56 AM
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Rofl. I was thinking about it though, and she knew what she was getting into :P


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Ya I know, Rep must be endowed or something rofl..


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Elph #27148 05/25/08 10:10 PM
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pff i thought you knew i got married and endowed is different to every woman on this planet.

I was bizzy playing poker and she was going crazy in aim so when i just won a few bucks and stopped i thought i'd mess with her abit heh


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