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This is what I'm getting the wife for Christmas since we are broke.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmRvzXXN4aU

Enjoy.

Step 1, Cut a hole in the box....


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He forgot to put NSFW LOL


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This is what I'm getting the wife for Christmas since we are broke.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmRvzXXN4aU

Enjoy.

Step 1, Cut a hole in the box....




Well Stone, Thats not much of a present when you have:


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LOL.

really tho, its not the size.
its the usage.


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If a dude is the size of what is shown in Jet's pic above, it would affect his ability. There's no denying that. He'd be severely limited in positions he could do.


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.... *bites her lip*

i will say nothing, but the BEST sex i have ever had has been with smaller men.


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2 inches Ltima, the dogs in that pic are 2 inches long and basically no width. With your reply you seem to imply that 2 inches and no width is just as good as a porn star's as long as he moves it right... it'd take multiple video examples of evidence to prove this to me.


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Of course now that I think about... the whole dicussion is moot since the tongue wins out majority of the time, LOL.

Ok sorry I just took this thread to a place we didnt need to go, ill go back to looking at camels and sand spiders now.


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