The KGB Oracle Forums General Public Discussion (PUBLIC) The Pub Merry Christmas!

This pretty much sums up how picky people are about Christmas, its pretty sad...


For the Politically Correct


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For the NOT so politically correct:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

merry christmas and a happy new year tooo



any lawyer would be proud of that which makes it even sadder

Wal-mart is allowed to use the phrase "Merry Christmas" again. When my friends found out about that (like right after Halloween) they immediately started wishing every Wal-mart employee and Merry Christmas, eheh...

That was beautiful, but im sure there are some who could still find it offending. Because as a general rule, anything typed online is not received the way you meant for it to be.

lol.. you believe everything you see online?
FILL THE VOID ZOMGZ FILL THE FUCKIN VOID!!!

*jumps in the void* Ok void filled..

maybe rahl can teach us about the void

I'm gonna change my name to Garahl and make the void bigger.. =)

oh and merry Christmas!

Happy Kwanzah