A cop pulls over a car for doing 55 in a 35 mph school zone
He walks up to the drivers window and pulls out his night stick and taps on the window He tells the driver to roll down the window The driver rolls it down real slowly The cop reaches in and whacks the driver across the face with the night stick He writes the driver a ticket and hits him agaian across the face and tells him not to speed again The cop then walks to the passenger side taps on the window and tells him to roll down the window. He rolls down the window real fast The cop reaches in and knocks the hell out of the passenger The guy asks the cop why did you do that The cop said I was granting your wish The passenger said what wish? The cop said I know when you get a 1/2 mile down the road you'd say I wish thaat son of a bitch would have hit me