If its an April Fools patch, it should of included:

1) Server population has been added in the form of new players.

2) Zap towers now do "Plasma" damage which can not be absorbed, avoided, or negated by any means of in-game mechanics.

3) All mobs have had their AI upgraded to include despawning when the mob has been in combat for more then 15 minuets when not changing its global location.

4) GM's have been banned and replaced with a live in-game ticketing system that will allow for on demand reporting of abuses and violations of the ToS.

5) All nodes have been moved from outside the NPC zap tower ranges.

6) Mounts, Ships, and Warhulks will no longer despawn and be lost when a player goes link dead.

7) Pussy ass faggot's who self siege will be put in the stock's for your amusement.

Don't make me have'ta Troll ya Bro!