It isn't a true MMO until you can get caught doing steroids,
illegal betting on your own teams, dog-fighting, and other
fun run-ins with the law off the field.

Decisions! Decisions!

Do I spend my bazillion-dollar-paycheck-for-being-able-to-throw-
a-god-damned-ball on an oversized platinum and diamond necklace
or the Gold Plated Ferrari ?

lol