i mean... read this LOL

When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Vin Diesel can divide by zero.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

heres the rest LOL http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty

Konichiwa, Bi*ches!