http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Heh that's kinda ironic I was just there two days ago

LOL i hate chuck norris... read the one with vin diesel? something about hes sooo cool that that after gettin born he already had sex with 2 women or summin ahah so funny

i mean... read this LOL

When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with.

Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.

Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Vin Diesel can divide by zero.

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.

heres the rest LOL http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty

ps:


Vin Diesel was originally cast as Aragorn in Lord of the Rings. He was fired for eating the Hobbits between takes and making Orlando Bloom his bitch.

When Vin Diesel does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

lol you keeptalkin like that bout him we gonna start thinkin ya got one of them rusian man crushes on him ahha. log on my space foo

HAHAHHA!! im polish!!!

lol u know what imtalkin bout lol haha

FU! :P

hah sorry bro im not russian lol

Some of those Vin Diesel ones are on the Chuck Norris site too like this one "When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down. "