The KGB Oracle Forums General Public Discussion (PUBLIC) The Pub All right guys, time for an english lesson.

All right kids, the grammar on these forums is out of control. I don't know if it has been slowly deteriorating throughout the years, or if it just built up to the point where I can't take it anymore, but enough is enough guys.

You know in action movies where the heroes are walking through the jungle with a machete, cutting down the thick Amazonian foliage? Well I feel like that's exactly what I'm doing as I read just about every single post on these forums; I chop through misused words on a daily basis in order to extract the true meaning of what you're trying to convey.

Anyway, on to a small list that will change your lives forever:

The site is here:
http://www.esc.edu/esconline/across_esc/writerscomplex.nsf/wholeshortlinks2/Misused?opendocument

but since some people are avid link-haters:

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a lot (not alot)

it's never one word, but is always two words: a lot

Harold ate a lot of pepperoni, anchovy, broccoli, and green onion pizza; he was up all night with a lot of sickness as a result.

accept/except

accept = to agree with, to receive
except = to exclude

I accept all points of the verdict except the final one that indicts me for the slaying of your affection.

advice/advise

advice = the information that you give to another, but don't necessarily take yourself (a noun)
advise = the act of giving information to another (a verb)

The advice you gave me helped me advise my client in his stock choices. Are you billing me?

affect/effect

affect = to influence (used as a verb)
effect =the result of an action (used as a noun) or the act of causing change (used as a noun)

That movie affected me strongly; I was half-awake all night thinking of bleeding limbs. I won't go to any more hacker films if they have that effect on me.

Tip: Note that psychologists use "affect" as a noun meaning "feeling or emotion." Use "affect" as a noun only in a psychological context.

The criminal psychologist pointed out that the killer showed no affect when describing how he murdered the lawyer.

all right (not alright)

it's never one word, but is always two words: all right?

already/all ready

already = previously
all ready = completely prepared

When he arrived home, his wife was already asleep, even though she promised to be all ready to go to the movies.

altogether/all together

altogether = completely, entirely
all together = grouped

She gathered the pieces of the portfolio all together, and she decided that the process of compiling her artwork was altogether satisfactory.

alumna/alumnae alumnus/alumni

alumna = one female graduate
alumnae = more than one female graduate
alumnus = one male graduate
alumni = more than one male graduate, also used as a plural for males and females

Susan is an undergraduate alumna of Elmira College. Phil is an undergraduate alumnus of Goddard College. They both are graduate alumni of SUNY Empire State College.

among/between

among = use with more than two
between = use with two

Grandfather divided his lottery winnings among his four children, and my father divided his share between my sister and me.

bad/badly

bad = describes a person, place, thing, or state of being (feeling, looking)

badly = describes an action or another descriptive word

I feel bad; I had a bad fall, and the wound healed badly. (Not: I feel badly.)

fewer/less

fewer = a countable number
less = an overall or general amount, non-countable

Due to parents' increasing concern with good nutrition, fewer students in my second-grade class bring cookies for snacktime. Also due to that same concern, many companies are making cookies with less sugar.

its/it's

its = belonging to it
it's = it is

It's the first day after the snowfall and already the snow has lost its fresh, clean look.

lose/loose

lose = to have lost something
loose = free, not fastened

She said, "I'll lose ten more pounds," even though the dress was loose on her emaciated frame.

principal/principle

principal = the person in charge of a school; the main person, thing, or concept; the main amount of money

principle = a basic truth or standard

Principal Shaw is a person of principle.

their/there/they're

their = belonging to them
there = a direction
they're = they are

Sam and Barbara told us that they're not recommending a visit to Gotham City to their friends. They had a lot of trouble there. When they went to make a phone call to their family at home, they were ejected from the public phone booth by someone crying, "Hey, you there, get out of Superman's way!"

then/than

then = to show time
than = to show comparison

I just saw a list of the top ten CDs and then realized that I am less than hip.

to/too/two

to = a preposition (used with a noun or pronoun)
too = also, very
two = quantity

"To err is human, to forgive divine" is one of the two phrases that I remember only too well.

weather/whether

weather = the stuff that it's doing outside
whether = indicates a choice; whether or not to do something

Our ski trip depends on whether the weather is appropriate.

who/whom

who = the subject of a sentence
whom = the object of an action

"Who requested this book? What's that? I can't hear you. I deliver this book to whom?"


Tip: Try each word with "to" or "for." Whom is the word that makes sense with "to" or "for."
which/who/that

which = refers to things or animals (not people)
who = refers only to people (not things or animals)
that = refers to people, things, or animals

James Stewart, who befriended Harvey, which was an invisible rabbit, often had conversations with that rabbit, to the chagrin of his family in the film.

your/you're

your = belonging to you
you're = you are

"I loved your interpretation of a stalk of celery," she gushed. "You're very talented."

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This is the part where you guys thank me for showing you the light. And request that Elph make this post a sticky.