Yarrr, Heidi, ya insolent wench! Are ye a thinkin' I'm a fan of the Manaolo, or somethin'? By Neptune's wrinkled scrotum, that I am not. Quit toyin' with me, lass. Ye know perfectly well that when you said booty, ye were not meanin' fashionable footwear!

Now, stand and deliver!

Arrrr!


To the everlasting glory of the infantry...

Owain ab Arawn
KGB Supreme Knight
King's High Council