Yarrr, Heidi, ya insolent wench! Are ye a thinkin' I'm a fan of the
Manaolo, or somethin'? By Neptune's wrinkled scrotum, that I am not. Quit toyin' with me, lass. Ye know perfectly well that when you said booty, ye were not meanin' fashionable footwear!
Now, stand and deliver!
Arrrr!