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KGB TO TURN 15 IN 2012



In June of 2012, KGB will begin it's 15th year in existence. This is a feat rarely duplicated in Online Gaming, and KGB has been around since the very beginning. Starting in the Sony game called Tanarus, KGB is coming full circle in a planned presence in Planetside 2, where one of the original tanks from Tanarus will be available. Check the KGB News Archives on the right navigation bar for details on our history.

I am going to start planning a get together in Las Vegas in 2012 where all KGB members will be invited. Vegas has the cheapest airfares in the country, and has great deals on large rooms. I was thinking reliving the last get together by staying at the Stratosphere (Cheaper rooms, but nice and on the end of the strip). I have yet to set the date, but want to gauge if anyone is interested first. So please post in this thread of you are interested!

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Damn Skippy.

A completed plan many moths ahead of arrival time will provide the avenue for the greatest turnout.

And by the way. It is a KFC Crown not a Trader Joe's Bag. This is the photoshop version of the real picture. The High King just doesn't want to admit that he had a KFC Crown on and was blasted outta his gourde.


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No trip to Vegas is complete without a visit to the Spearmint Rhino just sayin.

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Originally Posted By: Hysteria
No trip to Vegas is complete without a visit to the Spearmint Rhino just sayin.


Last year I went in Jan. with two friends. One of our friends didn't even make it past the Coat room before he was Shanghi'd by two Russian-esque trollops into the Bubble Room to not been seen again for hours on end. $2k later, and still no happy ending. I tried to tell him before we went there, you should get a hooker first, get your happy ending on, and just go to the SR and enjoy the scenery.

But no one ever listens to the master of debauchery...


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People never listen to the ones who have been there before. Still it's a place one must visit every Vegas trip.

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Originally Posted By: Hysteria
People never listen to the ones who have been there before. Still it's a place one must visit every Vegas trip.


I watched a guy drop 2.5k and end up jerking off. What a shame, but the ladies in there are top notch to look at.


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People never listen to the ones who have been there before. Still it's a place one must visit every Vegas trip.


I watched a guy drop 2.5k and end up jerking off. What a shame, but the ladies in there are top notch to look at.


And Marriage is different how? LOL wink



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Originally Posted By: Ictinike
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People never listen to the ones who have been there before. Still it's a place one must visit every Vegas trip.


I watched a guy drop 2.5k and end up jerking off. What a shame, but the ladies in there are top notch to look at.


And Marriage is different how? LOL wink


You have to ask to check your balls out from your wife's purse before the fapping and then you are not allowed to shoot it in her hair or her eyes.


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I love Vegas looking foward to a good reason 2 go back smile


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im interested let me know bro.

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on close examination I think there is a KFC crown UNDER the Trader Joe's bag, and being "blasted outta his gourde" doesn't seem likely if that is his first bottle of what ever that is ...(sothern comfort?) since he only started on it. lol. Actually I like this group of rogues, barbarians, and wizards, etc. Thank you for KGB... and Vegas, no sorry... not again, she would never let me... [sigh] dang...

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i bought the stuff that went in those bags! i know the truth lol!

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ya i know the truth also.


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Mor and I are interested. our best chances would be between July and Sept for finding a sitter for our kid.... preferably in July or early august due to school.

Either way let me know.


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I will be leading a successful faction I hope at that time and would be unable to attend.


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Originally Posted By: Drakiis
I will be leading a successful faction I hope at that time and would be unable to attend.


Thats no reason cause no 1 will be playing at that time cause we will all be in vegas smile lol


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Originally Posted By: Phaq Death
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I will be leading a successful faction I hope at that time and would be unable to attend.


Thats no reason cause no 1 will be playing at that time cause we will all be in vegas smile lol


LOL i dunno about playing the whole time we are in Vegas... maybe a live web cam streaming for those that cant make it so they can all drink with us may happen though.


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Pod/web cast it


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I was really excited about this and then I talked to the boss.... she just laughed at me.

Something about how stupid did I think she was.... me and alcohol with no adult supervision in a town known as sin city.

Chastised I went back to my corner and pouted, the sad part is that she is right.... but damn it would have been fun and I have always wanted to meet some of KGB in person.

I guess thats how we got to 25 yrs...... damn frown

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Originally Posted By: Banshee
I was really excited about this and then I talked to the boss.... she just laughed at me.

Something about how stupid did I think she was.... me and alcohol with no adult supervision in a town known as sin city.

Chastised I went back to my corner and pouted, the sad part is that she is right.... but damn it would have been fun and I have always wanted to meet some of KGB in person.

I guess thats how we got to 25 yrs...... damn frown


If these tables were turned would you have a say? I think not.

If you were to deny this or something similar would you not be the bad guy? Just sayin.. I mean I agree with ya bro and it's a good woman who keep us aligned but honestly it's a double standard smile



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Originally Posted By: Drakiis
Pod/web cast it


Hells YEA!!


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I wish I could say it was a double standard but it’s not. We are as different as day and night..... I could and would let her go anyplace.... she is not made that way. Hahaha the same cannot be said for me..... my moral compass is a little off by her standards LOL

It didn’t help that Vegas is known as sin city, I am still working it but she seems dug in on this.
I keep trying to tell her I am old now so no worries but she is not buying it.

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Originally Posted By: Banshee
I wish I could say it was a double standard but it’s not. We are as different as day and night..... I could and would let her go anyplace.... she is not made that way. Hahaha the same cannot be said for me..... my moral compass is a little off by her standards LOL

It didn’t help that Vegas is known as sin city, I am still working it but she seems dug in on this.
I keep trying to tell her I am old now so no worries but she is not buying it.
Bring her with you. Problem solved.


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Put it in her Butt.


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Originally Posted By: Tasorin
Put it in her Butt.

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Originally Posted By: Kaotic
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I wish I could say it was a double standard but it’s not. We are as different as day and night..... I could and would let her go anyplace.... she is not made that way. Hahaha the same cannot be said for me..... my moral compass is a little off by her standards LOL

It didn’t help that Vegas is known as sin city, I am still working it but she seems dug in on this.
I keep trying to tell her I am old now so no worries but she is not buying it.
Bring her with you. Problem solved.


EXACTLY! If she comes with to keep an eye on your antics.. and get to socialize with some of the KGB Ladies as well. But i have no doubts this KGB get together will be a total Sausage fest!


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Originally Posted By: Valaria
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I wish I could say it was a double standard but it’s not. We are as different as day and night..... I could and would let her go anyplace.... she is not made that way. Hahaha the same cannot be said for me..... my moral compass is a little off by her standards LOL

It didn’t help that Vegas is known as sin city, I am still working it but she seems dug in on this.
I keep trying to tell her I am old now so no worries but she is not buying it.
Bring her with you. Problem solved.


EXACTLY! If she comes with to keep an eye on your antics.. and get to socialize with some of the KGB Ladies as well. But i have no doubts this KGB get together will be a total Sausage fest!


Right up until the point that the strippers and blow shows up...


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Wolfgangs ideal trip to vegas is a sausage fest...


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Ya know, Most women I know will go with their men to strip clubs and have just as much fun.


As for the blow... That i cant say, as even I wont touch that stuff, but if you wish to indulge feel free.


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Originally Posted By: Valaria
As for the blow... That i cant say, as even I wont touch that stuff, but if you wish to indulge feel free.


Why thank you!


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do we have any idea of a date yet? Id like to book as soon as possable.


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