He is in Alaska, the Governor Palin might have declared it a sovereign nation after she lost the Vice Presidential Election.

Are the phone lines down?

Ok he just called - he is stuck in LOTRO and emo raging to get out by killing EVERYONE.

Where oh where is serinki pots...

Jet how about you go to Alaska and fraps the trip? KGB Video on-site in Alaska.

Better yet make Donk go he will kick the living shit out of whatever is keeping Serinki pots offline.

... no I am not drunk