well as a spokesman for the Donut industry I can assure you that there are no dangerous side effects from eating donuts. The Surgeon General is a liar.

I am Wrath, I am Steel, I am the Mercy of Angels.
mors est merces mea – death is my reward
morte in vitam non habet tenaci - Death has no grip on Life.
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